Psychic Chamberpot
@citizensarrest.bsky.social
Conduit for Christ’s Divine Justice
Driving School
Driving School
Occasionally you receive a call from Allah to watch Johnathan Wick in 480p
August 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Occasionally you receive a call from Allah to watch Johnathan Wick in 480p
Y’all MFers aren’t ready for my Bin Laden fanfic
#binladenXreader
#binladenXreader
May 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Y’all MFers aren’t ready for my Bin Laden fanfic
#binladenXreader
#binladenXreader
Spectators at the Vatican wait eagerly as brown liquid seen spraying out of the pope pipe
May 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Spectators at the Vatican wait eagerly as brown liquid seen spraying out of the pope pipe
CIA to release previously sealed documents identifying race of skeeter valentine
May 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
CIA to release previously sealed documents identifying race of skeeter valentine
Mom dad wake up, I’ve got a rash that looks like Vietnamese Goofy
April 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mom dad wake up, I’ve got a rash that looks like Vietnamese Goofy
While you were having premarital sex, I was developing pre-diabetes
April 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
While you were having premarital sex, I was developing pre-diabetes
Blue (da ba dee da ba di)
lives matter
lives matter
March 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Blue (da ba dee da ba di)
lives matter
lives matter
Shout-out to the Duolingo gulag bird for reminding me to extend my friends streak during my father’s memorial. Practice makes perfect
March 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Shout-out to the Duolingo gulag bird for reminding me to extend my friends streak during my father’s memorial. Practice makes perfect
It should be illegal to speak to me
February 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It should be illegal to speak to me
Oh, she “ate and left no crumbs”?
More like she “shit and did not flush”!!
More like she “shit and did not flush”!!
February 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Oh, she “ate and left no crumbs”?
More like she “shit and did not flush”!!
More like she “shit and did not flush”!!
🎶owner of a horny dog🎶
February 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
🎶owner of a horny dog🎶
This place is basically a chamber pot for my thoughts. Drink up, you serfs
January 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
This place is basically a chamber pot for my thoughts. Drink up, you serfs
Wakanda occasionally
January 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Wakanda occasionally
ALEXA play Mulholland drive doo-doo man scene on repeat; MAX VOLUME
January 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
ALEXA play Mulholland drive doo-doo man scene on repeat; MAX VOLUME
My new personality is having pre-diabetes
January 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My new personality is having pre-diabetes
Sick and tired of having to do “How to grab ass and say slurs” seminars every time I start a new job. I feel like my record speaks for itself.
December 31, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Sick and tired of having to do “How to grab ass and say slurs” seminars every time I start a new job. I feel like my record speaks for itself.
As Syrian rebels amass outside of Tomorrowland, Assad has reportedly escaped to Toontown
December 8, 2024 at 8:35 AM
As Syrian rebels amass outside of Tomorrowland, Assad has reportedly escaped to Toontown
Once again experiencing the feminine urge to craft chainmail
November 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Once again experiencing the feminine urge to craft chainmail
I’m gunna do a cannonball so violent that everyone in the pool instantly dies
November 12, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I’m gunna do a cannonball so violent that everyone in the pool instantly dies
Leaked documents from the Chinese Ministry of State Security reveal future plans to have Elon Musk ceremoniously crushed by a bronze SpongeBob
November 6, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Leaked documents from the Chinese Ministry of State Security reveal future plans to have Elon Musk ceremoniously crushed by a bronze SpongeBob
In my best doo-wop voice:
🎵I WAS A CHINESE FRANKENSTEIN🎵
🎵I WAS A CHINESE FRANKENSTEIN🎵
October 31, 2024 at 6:06 PM
In my best doo-wop voice:
🎵I WAS A CHINESE FRANKENSTEIN🎵
🎵I WAS A CHINESE FRANKENSTEIN🎵
Leaked photos reveal
Ms. Frizzle spotted at multiple Sean Combs “White Parties”
Ms. Frizzle spotted at multiple Sean Combs “White Parties”
October 30, 2024 at 7:38 AM
Leaked photos reveal
Ms. Frizzle spotted at multiple Sean Combs “White Parties”
Ms. Frizzle spotted at multiple Sean Combs “White Parties”
Please consider preordering my e-book
“How to Piss-Off your Dog”
All the proceeds go towards paying off my DraftKings account balance
“How to Piss-Off your Dog”
All the proceeds go towards paying off my DraftKings account balance
October 27, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Please consider preordering my e-book
“How to Piss-Off your Dog”
All the proceeds go towards paying off my DraftKings account balance
“How to Piss-Off your Dog”
All the proceeds go towards paying off my DraftKings account balance
Just finished The 3 Butthole Problem, that would never halpen
October 19, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Just finished The 3 Butthole Problem, that would never halpen
Trying desperately to be Event Horizon’d and no one is listening
October 17, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Trying desperately to be Event Horizon’d and no one is listening