CitizenPhnix
@citizenphnix.bsky.social
I basically only exist as a honeypot for follow spam these days.
As an American, I can relate. We just picked the 4th option: "Let it rock. Pretend this is normal."
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
As an American, I can relate. We just picked the 4th option: "Let it rock. Pretend this is normal."
My favorite form of left wing terrorism
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My favorite form of left wing terrorism
I cannot begin to say how desperate I am to have someone from NPR read this entire statement in NPR voice.
September 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I cannot begin to say how desperate I am to have someone from NPR read this entire statement in NPR voice.
The computer is good!
September 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The computer is good!
I was just there in Chicago this week. Look at this crime infested hellhole. How could anyone live in such a place, with its functioning infrastructure and vibrant communities and amazing food and musical scenes and museums and art and industry. Just awful.
September 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I was just there in Chicago this week. Look at this crime infested hellhole. How could anyone live in such a place, with its functioning infrastructure and vibrant communities and amazing food and musical scenes and museums and art and industry. Just awful.
Yeah, dude. Looks awful. Hate it. How could anyone live in such a place.
August 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yeah, dude. Looks awful. Hate it. How could anyone live in such a place.
Hey kid, you wanna download some ROMs?
August 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hey kid, you wanna download some ROMs?
How your email finds me
July 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
How your email finds me
White liberals pushing their "Caturday" and "Indiana Jones" agendas again, when they could be talking about Hot Girl Summer and Megalopolis. Liberals will never change, smh.
And by liberals, I mean a single half assed algorithm that is picking up words it saw among millions of conversations.
And by liberals, I mean a single half assed algorithm that is picking up words it saw among millions of conversations.
July 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
White liberals pushing their "Caturday" and "Indiana Jones" agendas again, when they could be talking about Hot Girl Summer and Megalopolis. Liberals will never change, smh.
And by liberals, I mean a single half assed algorithm that is picking up words it saw among millions of conversations.
And by liberals, I mean a single half assed algorithm that is picking up words it saw among millions of conversations.
Got shot at by the Feds in Santa Ana today. They were clearly targeting journalists and people recording. And old white people like me. Because they don't want me standing with my neighbors. They don't want you standing with your neighbors.
June 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Got shot at by the Feds in Santa Ana today. They were clearly targeting journalists and people recording. And old white people like me. Because they don't want me standing with my neighbors. They don't want you standing with your neighbors.
Behold, the ubermensch. The peak of human ability.
June 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Behold, the ubermensch. The peak of human ability.
Journalists at @theatlantic.com, I begging you. You don't have to do this. You don't have to sunny side this disaster. You don't have to write "top 10 ways 9/11 was good actually" or "what will concentration camps do for your portfolio" articles.
Please treat the moment like the tragedy it is.
Please treat the moment like the tragedy it is.
April 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Journalists at @theatlantic.com, I begging you. You don't have to do this. You don't have to sunny side this disaster. You don't have to write "top 10 ways 9/11 was good actually" or "what will concentration camps do for your portfolio" articles.
Please treat the moment like the tragedy it is.
Please treat the moment like the tragedy it is.
March 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Particularly maddening statement from the EO on the Department of Education. Like... are you saying the DoE is more efficient than Wells Fargo? Maybe we should have more banks be run by the DoE instead of shutting it down if that's the case.
March 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Particularly maddening statement from the EO on the Department of Education. Like... are you saying the DoE is more efficient than Wells Fargo? Maybe we should have more banks be run by the DoE instead of shutting it down if that's the case.
Damn, even my sandwich place is going after DEI these days
February 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Damn, even my sandwich place is going after DEI these days
It's kind of strange playing a Dynasty Warriors game in these times, but at least Dong Zhuo never hit the salute.
January 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
It's kind of strange playing a Dynasty Warriors game in these times, but at least Dong Zhuo never hit the salute.
Bluesky, this is the stance.
November 11, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Bluesky, this is the stance.
The degenerate gamblers are not feeling great about this one.
September 11, 2024 at 2:09 AM
The degenerate gamblers are not feeling great about this one.
Congress is out here trying to ban TikTok while doing nothing about AI trying to bring about the prophesied return of Shrimp Jesus. Wake up Sheeple.
March 16, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Congress is out here trying to ban TikTok while doing nothing about AI trying to bring about the prophesied return of Shrimp Jesus. Wake up Sheeple.