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Citizen K 🇨🇦
@citizenkates.bsky.social
Toronto-based ACD/copywriter at [redacted] and fan of real writers. Dad. Baby Gen Xer. Remembers Twitter.

🇨🇦 strong.

I'm on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/7hZbd
I hold the following action movie takes to be true:

Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Predator is a slasher
Lethal Weapon is a rom com
June 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ditto Paul Rudd. Just delightful.
June 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Where on earth did you find this? My wife and I have scoured half a dozen grocery stores in Toronto looking for the elusive @chapmans.ca "Super Premium Plus" label ice cream to no avail!!! I blame @brittlestar.com for the shortage.
June 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Don't forget that the Canadian-as-hockey-and-maple syrup company endorsing this message is actually based in Brazil.
May 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
This war on hybrid really has me scratching my head. Especially when it's coming from so-called progressives.
May 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hail Zorp!
May 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I'd like to see just how open to shared sacrifice Americans are when half the shelves of their local Wal-Mart are bare and the cost of basic staples skyrockets.
May 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Look out!
May 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That's what the asterisk is for.
May 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
In a stunning metamorphosis he turned into Joe Biden right before their very eyes.
April 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM