Hey @democrats.org here’s your 2026 and 2028 campaign platform. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Nail, meet hammer.

And here is the script I'm using when calling said companies, in case anyone wants to borrow.

Thank you, Scott Jennings, for confirming that anyone voting for a "mainstream" GOP candidate is voting for the extreme, hateful, racist, misogynist, anti-American, anti-Christian views espoused by Charlie Kirk. You finally said the part out loud that everyone from Nixon to Romney kept to a whisper.

Sir, you pardoned traitors who attacked police and invaded our Capitol on January 6, 2021. And you certainly did not call out the national guard to subdue those same despicable thugs as they attacked our country on that day. Shame on you. Shame on you, sir.

Won't be long beore Trump is giving a Jimmy Carter-style "suck it up" speech from the Oval...

Hang in there, my fellow Americans! Don't let the malaise caused by my Tariffs turn you into a Panican. Put on a sweater, throw another log on the fire and turn down that thermostat. All is well!

December 20, 2025: With the S&P 500 down a whopping 42% from Election Day and two months into a brutal recession, Trump, donning a thick Cardigan near a roaring Oval-Office fire, complains of a "malaise" overcoming the American people and urges everyone to turn down the thermostat and layer up.

The reason the old system isn’t working is not because we abandoned 19th century economic protectionism and spheres-of-influence foreign policy, which gave us decades of world war and depression. It’s because of hedge-fund assholes like Bessent and his billionaire buddies who never have enough.

American Carnage

Schumer is afraid Musk and Trump will gut a shut-down government. LET THEM! Let them own it! Let those who voted to give GOP WH and Congress feel the full impact of their decision. Let them see that Trumpublicans can't and don't want to lead. They only want to tear down and create chaos.

Weak sauce from a weak, wannabe fascist. There are more of us than of you. You will lose. We will win.

He's gone full Mr. Pitt.