Citizen RancidMonke
@citizengork.bsky.social
Neurodivergent in a half shell, FOCUS POWER.
Who would have guessed that Garfield would be so generous a lover?
June 29, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Who would have guessed that Garfield would be so generous a lover?
That isn’t really a spoiler either, the first story lays that out pretty quickly.
Brutal Kunnin’ is also an excellent read, an Ork attack on a Mechanicus installation from mostly an Orks perspective.
Brutal Kunnin’ is also an excellent read, an Ork attack on a Mechanicus installation from mostly an Orks perspective.
June 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
That isn’t really a spoiler either, the first story lays that out pretty quickly.
Brutal Kunnin’ is also an excellent read, an Ork attack on a Mechanicus installation from mostly an Orks perspective.
Brutal Kunnin’ is also an excellent read, an Ork attack on a Mechanicus installation from mostly an Orks perspective.
I could definitely see Nathan Fillion in the role. The idea is he was a commissar who was a war hero of incredible courage and esteem. At the end of his life he wrote a true accounting of his adventures and if anyone ever read it, they would learn he was mostly a horny, cowardly scoundrel.
June 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I could definitely see Nathan Fillion in the role. The idea is he was a commissar who was a war hero of incredible courage and esteem. At the end of his life he wrote a true accounting of his adventures and if anyone ever read it, they would learn he was mostly a horny, cowardly scoundrel.
I finished Hereticus, not read Magos yet. I don’t like him but I do enjoy reading stories about him.
June 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I finished Hereticus, not read Magos yet. I don’t like him but I do enjoy reading stories about him.
I recommend the Ciaphas Cain novels if you haven’t read them yet.
April 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I recommend the Ciaphas Cain novels if you haven’t read them yet.
Hahaha! I just bought that last night after I got the “back in stock” email.
April 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Hahaha! I just bought that last night after I got the “back in stock” email.
I mostly didn’t pay attention until the Hyperloop. Watching him hype that while slowly degrading it down to “a tunnel you can drive your Tesla through” made it painfully obvious.
April 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I mostly didn’t pay attention until the Hyperloop. Watching him hype that while slowly degrading it down to “a tunnel you can drive your Tesla through” made it painfully obvious.
Looks great, keep it up.
April 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Looks great, keep it up.
I hope he washed them first.
April 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I hope he washed them first.
…then Jon asked “should farts be chunky” and we all laughed…because they shouldn’t.
April 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
…then Jon asked “should farts be chunky” and we all laughed…because they shouldn’t.
…but snappy dresser.
March 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
…but snappy dresser.
Ha, I was way too busy overthinking it. I was ready to bust out the red yarn and thumbtacks.
March 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ha, I was way too busy overthinking it. I was ready to bust out the red yarn and thumbtacks.
Bob Ross, Primarch of the Happy Little Accidents?
March 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bob Ross, Primarch of the Happy Little Accidents?
Haha. I was trying to think of which one would have the most appeal to you and somehow missed the obvious.
March 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Haha. I was trying to think of which one would have the most appeal to you and somehow missed the obvious.
Games Workshop giveth and Games Workshop taketh away.
March 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Games Workshop giveth and Games Workshop taketh away.
Hmmm. I thought it was shoebox size but based on the coil ring notebook in the photo it doesn’t look like it so not one of Daemon Primarchs. I am going to say the man himself, Horus Lupercal.
March 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hmmm. I thought it was shoebox size but based on the coil ring notebook in the photo it doesn’t look like it so not one of Daemon Primarchs. I am going to say the man himself, Horus Lupercal.
…and we salute you for your excellent work.
a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet
ALT: a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet
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March 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
…and we salute you for your excellent work.
Took me longer than it should.
March 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Took me longer than it should.
…I should re-read Fables.
March 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
…I should re-read Fables.
I thought they handled the material respectfully, all things considered.
March 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I thought they handled the material respectfully, all things considered.
Tried to think of something to add but…nope, that pretty much covers it. Fuck them.
March 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Tried to think of something to add but…nope, that pretty much covers it. Fuck them.
We need to know how many apples he has with him and what speed the train was going on average. I ain’t doing none of that algebra stuff.
March 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
We need to know how many apples he has with him and what speed the train was going on average. I ain’t doing none of that algebra stuff.
Call me crazy if you must, but I don’t think this is going to help their overseas sales dropping like a rock.
March 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Call me crazy if you must, but I don’t think this is going to help their overseas sales dropping like a rock.
Hard to have a tourism industry if you frighten off all the tourists, that is for sure.
March 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hard to have a tourism industry if you frighten off all the tourists, that is for sure.