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mikael
@citizenalien.bsky.social
recovering quest giver, serial immigrant
disgusting
September 26, 2023 at 12:54 AM
libgen suck ass
September 15, 2023 at 9:22 PM
I met a famous Muay Thai fighter in Pattaya in 2005 at his snooker bar. I wish I could remember his name or find a picture
September 14, 2023 at 12:17 PM
Me in 2050: Fuck, I can’t believe I’m alive today

My grandchildren: Pop-Pops, let’s go see The Hangover Part 8 narrated by AI David Attenborough. We got you some shell-free M&Ms
September 8, 2023 at 7:05 PM
as my Boy Scout leader used to say, that bear isn’t going to fuck itself
September 4, 2023 at 1:48 PM
slippery slope bruh
September 4, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Minor tip - you can throw potions at your team in battle to hit multiple members. Aim at their feet so you don’t hurt them though! Also you can swap items in their inventories mid battle
September 3, 2023 at 3:45 PM
the master of dong fu has logged on
September 3, 2023 at 12:01 AM
That was my Nokia ringtone for a while
September 2, 2023 at 11:00 PM
I was exploded into existence by “White People for Peace” by Against Me for a couple years in university. I can’t imagine handing that energy that suddenly anymore.
September 2, 2023 at 4:53 PM