citizen-kang.bsky.social
@citizen-kang.bsky.social
Tomorrow is my birthday, so that's as good as any day!
March 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I have it on good authority that Luigi and his brother, Mario, were in the Mushroom Kingdom that day, and trying to find someone and doing parkour along the way.
February 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My son is turning 18 next month and I reminded him to register for selective service so that he too, could participate in Trump's fevered dreams of imperialism in Greenland, Panama, and Canada. I'm sure "Manifest Destiny 2.0: Electric Boogaloo" will be as just and righteous as the first one...
January 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM