Chris
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citixenx.bsky.social
Chris
@citixenx.bsky.social
Artist, game designer, full-time geek. Or nerd. Whatever!
Um... Sloth from Goonies? No, no... Sloth had compassion and concern for others...
February 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Lucky!!
February 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One down...
January 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It looks so cute! Would love to see it!!
January 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Maybe that's just the odor coming off of him...?
January 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What Charlie said: you're stuck with me, my little boo!!
January 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Can someone get this girl her binky... STAT!!
January 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The tRumpsters? Yeah, gotta agree with that...
January 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I would absolutely fanboy out in this moment... I just wouldn't be able to help myself! She's just an incredible human being!
January 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Yeah, sorry... I'm sure that just distracts the bejeesus out of you and your buddies, huh? Just remember: before you do anything you'll regret, talk to your sponsor! Pedos Anonymous is there to help ya!
January 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Aww, you, sweet, sweet summer child! Did someone steal your favorite binky? Maybe just ask mommy for a cookie, have a little lie down, and pray for the growth of some new brain cells...'cause the two you currently possess seem to be on their way out!
January 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You're "whilling" to bet? Is that right, chumley? LOL!! Do yourself a favor: go take those meds you obviously missed, have a nice lie down, and ask mommy to help you next time you're on here! Those big words can be mighty scary, huh?
January 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Guess you haven't been paying attention...
January 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
For what, exactly?
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Two Douchebags and a Hero... coming this spring to ABC!"
December 30, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Well, thank goodness the russian trolls have now spoken...
December 30, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Reagan wasn't worthy enough to clean President Carter's shoes...
December 29, 2024 at 11:31 PM
So, Cheesehead, does Putin allow you guys to celebrate the holidays over there, is that a big no-no?
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
You're basically arguing with a brick wall, my friend... good effort, though.
December 26, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Well, THAT makes Frosty so much more interesting...!
December 25, 2024 at 8:33 PM
And the sheep!
December 25, 2024 at 3:41 PM