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That guy sure looks like plant food to me!
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a monster plant that says feed me
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December 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ah, so I'm not alone.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Only the single greatest achievement in television history!

The majesty! The glory! The brilliance!
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Time to get an R5 C, a script, and a crew and go out and make your OWN film!

"If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own!" Wes "Scoop" Nisker
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yay! More Krypto AND new Supergirl!
December 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Gambling triggers a chemical response in the brain with the anticipation of winning. And those chemicals are as addictive as any drug.

Then there's the fallacy of being due for a winning streak.

Casinos rake in loads of cash from people with severe addictions.
December 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
You got a glimpse of it in the Star Wars Holiday Special.
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Noah.

More like no brains!
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah, weren't we supposed to have a vote on that after we opened the government?
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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December 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You have a CLUB?!

Does it include a decoder ring?
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The Ohio chapter of the Order of the Aardvark gave me a No Bell Piece Prize! It includes a decoder ring!
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hope you had a wonderful evening!
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I forget who it was but the headline on her review of TROS was "oh no! It wasn't very good and I'll never be happy again!"

And she was right. It sucked all the joy out of life forever. Hot chocolate now tastes like cold water and all the puppies vanished. We're all doomed.
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nothing is for everyone except the Humpty Dance, and even then no two people will do it the same.

I'm glad your kids liked it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Like, what are you even going to do with that anyway? You're not trying to date the headless horseman!
a woman in a wig is saying bye on a stage
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December 7, 2025 at 12:49 PM
We can't have nice things.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I'm Miss Tomlin of the phone company. Have I reached the party to which I'm speaking?
a woman is playing a piano in front of a television and says `` one ringy dingy ... ''
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December 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
His mother is very disappointed with him. As is tradition among his people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Hi diddly ho neighborino!
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Not bad.

I'm personal friends with Spielberg.

Just not Steven. Schlomo Spielberg.
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
He's turning into a grumpy old man.
December 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Why is Tommy Wiseau there?
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
WAY TO GO!
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM