Monkey weighs his options as he feels Chewy’s holiday ad campaign misappropriates his name and impugns his character. He’s never climbed a Christmas tree and only BAPBAPBAPs ornaments from the lowest branches.

I read this when it was published in May, and it got me then.

I read it again this morning, and it hits just as hard.

This book sat on my shelf for far too long, so I started it last week. Sobering, to say the least.

He’s just biding his time until there are feet to bite.

This boy is generally too cool to purr, but when he does it’s usually because he wants breakfast.