circemonkshood.bsky.social
@circemonkshood.bsky.social
Commie prepper. Non theistic Satanist. Queer AF. Polyamorous builder of computers. Mama bear.
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Someone should report to ice that I am an undocumented new Zealand alien. I'm not but if anyone wants to wastes ices time I'm fully down for it.
Charlie Kirk seems to be a litmus test for the public as to how much boot you're willing to lick, with conservatives cancelling anyone who doesn't fall in line with their goose stepping, with Jimmy Kimmel the latest victim.

Is this the cancel culture that the fascists were complaining about?
September 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
So, reviewing my billing from my bottom surgery my insurance covered the scrotal and testes removal and the building of the urethra, clit, and labia, but not the removal of the penis.

I am being financial haunted by my weiner!

This is going to be an awkward conversation with the insurance company.
May 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I don't like eggplant. It's a textural issue. To me it's like a cross betwixt a pear and a pickle, with a hint of cardboard.
May 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Haircut today.
April 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I think toilet paper should be made from hemp based paper rather than tree based. Seems like it would be more economical and better for the environment.
March 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Next on the list of treating the dysphoria will be a boob job. The estrogen fairy was not kind. 20ish years of HRT and they are still more moob like than boob like.
March 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So, if tou didn't know, and are vaguely curious, I have a fetlife account.

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March 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
In China they are curing diabetes. Meanwhile our country is reconsidering conversion therapy.
m.economictimes.com/industry/hea...
March 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Someone should report to ice that I am an undocumented new Zealand alien. I'm not but if anyone wants to wastes ices time I'm fully down for it.
March 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can I request to be deported to New Zealand?
March 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Oxy just kicked in. Useless for the next few hours. Wishing for snuggles in vain.
March 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Today is pie day. What's your favorite pie? I love French silk. Rhubarb is probably my second favorite.
March 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ok I know it's not practical but I want a pet geoduck.
March 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Oxycondom
March 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Less than 24 hours.
February 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Now the majority of electronics are made/controlled by this Axis of China, Russia, and the USA. If Canada is taken who's going to stop them?

It's only a conspiracy theory until it happens.
February 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
So, lots of people may be asking why Elons bitch is so interested in Greenland. Simple, rare minerals needed in electronics.
Imagine massive strip mining in Greenland, a shipride across the arctic circle to putinanny's greedy clutches, a train ride through the heart of Siberia to China.
February 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Do I have said surgery and roll the dice in regards to the job or do I reschedule and risk ever having a chance at surgery again?
February 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I'm also unemployed but with a job offer. The job would be in office for the first three weeks.

The first day of job would be exactly one week after surgery, I technically would not be medically cleared for work.
February 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Friends, romulans, countrymen, lend me your ears, I need help with an important decision.

As you may know I am scheduled for bottom surgery later THIS month. The surgery will take a few weeks to recover from, and we live in an increasingly hostile to LGBT environment.
February 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
so this is my current grade, final is a bit misleading as we just started week 5 and there's a total of 485 points between now and the end of this class. i think I'm doing ok at the cyber thing.
February 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
So, bird flu has made the leap to cows, a dairy employee has apparently contracted it for a cow. How long will it be before this is blamed on DEI or China?
February 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Anyone want to make plans for Superball?
February 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM