Jem Shelley
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Jem Shelley
@circeistic.bsky.social
Writer, silly goose, only half serious.
If you see me laying in bed eating cheese at 1 am. Mind ya business.
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https://jemshelley.wixsite.com/writing
I watched Frankenstein. I was right.
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How could I FORGET.
God's ex situationship, legendary WWE world champion, Rhea Ripley
April 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Prob directed by Guillermo Del Toro cause I feel like i could look at him, and he would just telepathically understand the vision.
April 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The context will stay forever locked behind the vault that is my short-term memory.
April 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Finally, our heroes. Our shepherds. Manny Jacinto causr that jawline- he's perfect. Doechii as a prodigal tech wiz completing her dissertation. Amanda Stenberg is haunting the narrative. AHS Cody Fern as an ethereal moth. Nicola because again-perfection. Finally Chris pine as the early game mentor.
April 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We've got the villians of the story!
It's just Zoey Deschanel again, but because God is a woman and a lesbian with a lot of trauma. Then we've got specifically hunger games version of woody Harrelson as if mother gothel was a creepy stalker who has genetically engineers children.
April 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We've got generally engineered vessels for a deity of misfortune siblings! Adam Driver as emo bird goth. Specifically Zendaya as Rue for mental time traveling witch. Vico Ortiz as an evil jellyfish because they're perfect. And Zoey Deschannel as scary spider lady cause she looks like a doll.
April 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Thankies!
February 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Thanks!!
February 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM