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I don't see any cankles sticking out...
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Not nearly as disappointing as having to live it... every frickin' day, in super-slo motion too.

I know I should have compassion for the slap-gaspers who suddenly can get past their "fraucoma" and see her word-truths now... but yeah, I'm not there yet.

There's a sulker born every minute...
January 21, 2026 at 5:31 PM
So they're even stealing vertebrae off of Bigfoots now?... Talk about your sick, twisted inhumanity.
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 PM
It's sort of a bummer such a tongue-twister of a word can't be just flung out there... you know sort of like, "You're such an epica... epica... holy Moses man, you're just a dicaricrat."
January 8, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Wow... being diagnosed as a serial-distracted sprayer, "coloring outside the lines" is finally going to be like, stream cleaning!
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 PM
You know it's not good... otherwise you'd have squeaky-wheeled tanks foisting parade banners all up and down Main Street saluting the arrival of the Golden Age.
December 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yeah, these changes are childish, idiotic, and egotistically driven... and hopefully at some point they will all revert back to what they started off as.

But I'd be lying if I said "Mount Trumpless" didn't have a ring of hope to it...
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think he started this mirage like he always does, by intimating some idiot was begging him to do "fill in the blank" something, since no-one in the cosmos can do it better.

"Sir, please, please, please, take over the Kennedy hosting... blah blah blah.

How ridiculous, like anyone calls him "sir".
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Might be more appropriate to read "ReFacted"...
December 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Chairman of the Board at Chianti, Fava & Phlesh, Ltd.
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Man, I suck at these "spot the difference" games...
December 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I wish he'd give living forever in Jeffrey Epstein's old cell a stab in the dark...
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
We're gonna need a legit free press to go along with this statement... or a valid alternative with verifiable integrity.
December 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What is it about this person that a prudent listener would find anything he breathed into the air worthy of willful attendance?

And then I heard this little clip... and then I thought to myself, "Yeah, I'd go to hear that over and over and over again."

I can't tell you how much I wish it pans out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"You may say I'm a dreamer...
Imagine all the people livin' life in peace"
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
If you were white as a sheet, and a lying stiff on a morgue table, I'd still feel compelled to apologize profusely for you, Couch Bro-tato...
December 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I think what the sender was suggesting, and as amply evidenced by the response here is, whoever is left in the basement cubicles answering inquiries from the public are woefully underqualified, unprofessional and pointedly boorish.
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The only thing with Trumps name on it should be the toilet flush valve in the Presidential Sod Shed.

Does he not think that all of this stuff he's plastering his gawd-awful moniker on will either be whitewashed back to what it was, or with a title this nation will actually prefer to rally around?
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"A great team"... OMG, is it possible to make your skin crawl and less?
December 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hear the Obama Presidential Center is under construction, wondering if they can fit a few relics behind security glass in the Exhibitions wing. Talk about watching something die from the inside out...
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Man... now I have to change my expense report category at Capital One to "groceries".
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Ah, "sandwich".... seems like such a delicate word to use in this instance.

Perhaps utilizing a descriptor more representative of the occasion could prove appropriate... something along the lines of "foot-long shite sub", might be a start.
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
A curious condition... "Conceptual Lip Disservice".

Ms. Leavitt's recent contraction is particularly revealing.
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'm gonna guess there are more than a few Christmas lists wishing someone would boast a cap on that shiteless man-boob.
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"Coarser"? This is straight-up "Rock Salt" sheet.
December 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM