this nigga did the nazi salute in front of the whole country and people were trying to tell us we were being dramatic about them dudes. god bless man, we're fucked

These arguments are, in fact, of the sort that could not possibly be dreamed up by someone trying to understand the Constitution in good faith. They can ONLY be the result of reverse-engineering, of deciding first what result you want and then trying to find anything at all to hang your hat on

never kill yourself

we are so cooked