both of them were 40yo men and i was like erm. thank you! i know they mean well it’s just interesting that old people don’t have the same boundaries

thank u oomf but unfortunately she plans on drinking all of it or using it in recipes bc it’s “better” than regular milk. i’ve tired myself out trying to keep her alive

and she never gives me advance warning like if you have a doctors appointment at 10:30 TELL ME BEFORE SO I CAN SHOWER AND MENTALLY PREPARE why would you wake me up at 10am and tell me to take you

for the third day in a row my mother has woken me up early in the morning to ask me to do something and im losing it im fucking losing it. i’m woken up by her screaming and yesterday she asked me to drive 4 hours and i genuinely almost kms

one time this kept happening during our FINAL EXAM and i couldn’t stop laughing bc my friend was next to me so everybody knew

no she knows she’s just gone a little insane lately. she took my sister to a “doctor” and came back with paperwork saying she should avoid all wifi bc radiation

she asked me to go grab a milk so i was like “might it be the one that says NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION”

i inhale that shit like it’s the elixir of life

it’s insane i’ve been in it for so long. im losing my MARBLES

i had a fucking nightmare about my ROOMMATES and it felt so real

like if you bring up a certain sociopolitical opinion and then i disagree and provide my thoughts but you proceed to just be condescending instead of providing reasoning with evidence. ur stupid and need to go open scholar:google. never come to a sword fight with a hammer

how am i always people’s last choice even on MY dating profile. it’s such a huge self esteem killer the first time it happened i was like haha lol and now i feel fucking atrocious

i assumed u needed breading but i guess the egg binds it together and it makes a rlly yummy crust exterior without breadcrumbs/flour/extra carbs