Matt Conant
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Matt Conant
@cinevore.bsky.social
Writer, #MST3K; Show Creator/Comedy Writer, Cinevore Studios; Co-Author of the PARALLAX sci-fi trilogy (available now) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CM4B9GBK
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Us: (standing near room 115, looking lost)
Woman: Where are you trying to go?
Me: Room 109.
Woman: (pointing behind me) That's in the yellow.
Me: (looks behind me, terrified, sees what I'm pretty sure is 13th Street) The... yellow?
Woman: (blinks) The Other Pillar.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Get alerted when the book is ready for launch! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cip...
Coming soon: Dark & Zarus
A Fun, Fast-Paced Fantasy Adventure
www.kickstarter.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"Lauren & Matt [are] my newest instant-read authors. This book made me fall head over heels in love, then ripped my heart out of my chest, and stomped on it…and then gave me hope again?? I have emotional whiplash, and I’m thrilled about it."
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thanks!
November 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Thanks!!
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reposted by Matt Conant
October 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
When debating potential onions, the question should always be considered... Why NOT onions?
October 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The bowtie convinced me.
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Thanks to this amazing group of humans for your help and coming out on a weekday to play with us! Who wants next game? 👀
September 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
We tried out a couple of new mechanics and they went over swimmingly, so we're going to update the rulebook prior to our next convention (PAX Unplugged)!

Thanks to these amazing playtesters for organizing and spending your time with us!
September 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It was... not exciting.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We also decided to get AMC passes to encourage us to go see movies in theaters once in a while. So everybody... please invite us to movies! (Especially at AMC theaters)
August 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
They were all correct. It's very funny and very in-keeping with the style of the originals, which continue to rank among my favorite comedies ever. And Liam Neeson is obviously great in his own right. It's occasionally smart but mostly stupid, just like the originals. Highly recommended.
August 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM