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Sean Moore
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Time is a great healer...unless you've got a rash. Then you're better off with ointment.

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Robert De Niro from Joker with the following overlaid text: You're laughing. Three Bolsonaro supporters got stuck by lightning and you're laughing.
January 25, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Yeah, this sounds about right.
A post that reads, "I am watching Twin Peaks", followed predictably by a post later in the thread that reads, "what the FUCK was THAT"
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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It's been many years since I've been to Sunday school, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way.
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After she announced Adams' death, Miles read a note that her ex-husband wrote on Jan. 1, telling fans of his late-life conversion to Christianity. He chalked it up to a worthy "risk-reward" roll of heavenly dice. "I'm not a believer but I have to admit the risk-reward calculation for doing so looks attractive. So here I go," according to the statement by Adams. "I accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior and I look forward to spending an eternity with him. The part about me being a believer should be quickly resolved if I wake up in heaven."
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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Oh, that's not a good sign.
Your 2026 word: moribund
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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John Cena's character in Bumblebee saying, "They literally call themselves Decepticons. That doesn't set off any red flags?"
December 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Oh yeah, your kids definitely wanted to see their dad beat the shit out of Santa. That's what happened.
A followup post from Garten doubling down on his weird ass AI pics where he's beating up Santa, and showing his whole ass in the process. "Lots of intolerance, swearing, and outrage on display over a few AI pics I had a blast designing with my kids. Some of you clowns are just insufferable. Hopefully your negativity stays in the comments and not directed at your families. Merry Christmas snowflakes."
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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And what do the people of Indlane think of his actions?
AI generated signs that are supposed to say "Garten for Indiana", but AI has trouble with words so most of them don't quite look right.
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Goddamn, Peter!
A tweet from Peter Serafinowicz that reads, "I genuinely dread the day I hear the news that Donald Trump has died, because I am going to cum so hard and I might be in like Tesco's."
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I mean, how many people looked at these screenshots and thought, "Oh yeah, that's an upgrade worth $30"?

No one was going to pay for something that's (arguably) only slightly better than mods you can get for free.
A comparison of a character in the original Deus Ex and the same character in the remastered version. While the original from the year 2000 looks primitive by today's standards, the allegedly improved version looks very plasticky and inexplicably shiny.
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Well...do they?
A barcode on a copy of Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" with the title and author truncated to "Do Androids Dream of Dick"
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Yeah, dude, that's definitely the problem and not, you know, this.
A screenshot from an article that mentions Keith Olbermann living with a woman 34 years his junior.
November 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Oh Christ, it's this asshole again
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Robin tries to say "technically it's ephebophilia" but gets interrupted by Batman slapping him and saying "technically shut the fuck up!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Padilla hasn't posted on Bluesky for months but it looks like he's a "no" as well.
Tweet from Senator Alex Padilla: "This proposal does nothing to stop the Republican-made health care crisis. It does nothing to stop premiums from doubling for millions of Americans. Democrats are fighting to make health care more affordable and hold this corrupt and lawless administration accountable. We can't end this fight now. I will be voting no.
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Dril tweet saying "and another thing, I'm not mad. Please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."
October 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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RIP Dame Patricia Routledge. I remember watching her on my local PBS station in Keeping Up Appearances and Hetty Wainthrop Investigates and she was always entertaining.
Patricia Routledge as Hyacinth Bucket in Keeping Up Appearances
October 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I'll take things that never happened for $400, Alex.
"Being a white guy that has German features, classical German features, and with a Hitler mustache, and it was very interesting," he remarked. "I could tell you it had a wild effect on women. I thought they were about to start throwing their panties at me. And they didn't know why... Lex Luther meets Adolf Hitler looks with blue eyes, and they just didn't know what to do. They're like melting."
September 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I'm sorry, what the fuck is this?
Burt Bacharach once asked what the world needs now. His answer, then as now, was simple: love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. On Tuesday night, it will be Jimmy Kimmel’s turn to decide if he can offer a measure of what we so sorely need.
September 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I mean...
Quote from Charlie Kirk, who was just fatally shot: "It's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the second amendment."
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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A Doc we trust more than RFK Jr
Ncuti Gatwa as The Doctor
September 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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This aged well, eh @rokhanna.bsky.social?
Congressman Ro Khanna claiming the arrest of Graham Linehan "is an offense to anyone who supports free speech", after Linehan was arrested for harassment. He also compares Linehan to Oscar Wilde, because he's an idiot.
September 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Somehow, these are the same person.
Vince McMahon circa 2000, looking older but still like himself Vince McMahon in 2025, looking like a melting wax statue
August 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch.
June 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Well that's interesting. If it's really an impersonation they're doing a hell of a job.
Screenshot of a post from Tommy Tallarico, allegedly. Account is flagged for impersonation.
May 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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And now I'm going to walk into the sea.
A tweet from Senator Lindsey Graham saying the following: I was excited to hear that President Trump is open to the idea of being the next Pope. This would truly be a dark horse candidate, but I would ask the papal conclave and Catholic faithful to keep an open mind about this possibility!   The first Pope-U.S. President combination has many upsides. Watching for white smoke…. Trump MMXXVIII!
April 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM