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September Grace
@cinematiccavies.bsky.social
I have 8 guinea pigs and poor time management. Movie a day, spoilers included in commentary.

https://cinematiccavies.com/
But seriously did they intentionally get someone who looked like Walmart Scott Speedman.
June 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Way funnier than Dead Snow.
June 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Sir is there a reason you're crinkling a water bottle at nuclear volume in the woods trying to hide from serial killers.
June 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Maybe don't sit and wait on the steps cry8ng over shooting the wrong person when the maniacs are still around just saying
June 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Must. Finish. Before trial ends.
June 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I will never understand why people don't just. Stay in the freakin' vent til danger is passed. You don't have to use it as a tunnel it can be a hiding place you know.
June 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Why had you NOT already locked the front door you idiots??
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
SO COOL. GO YOU!!
June 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'd trust a shower in a hotel more than in an AirBnB. Just sayin'.
June 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Maybe Oregon is friendlier because I'd never buy locals being this nice in Idaho to a city guy.
June 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
K finishing this because it is literally already more interesting than Dead Snow.
June 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
... 0/5 Furtatoes. 🐹
June 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Y'all I paused The Strangers: Chapter 1 for this. And that was way more fun. I think this is more for The Evil Dead (1978) crowd......
June 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
she realizes she could've just jumped off the cliff right.
June 17, 2025 at 1:29 AM
10/10 for the military guy who looks like Andrew Garfield being the only remotely interesting and/or competent event so far.
June 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
These Norwegians aren't very good at snow.
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"Nothing good comes from being in a cabin in the woods no matter what country you're in." -- My sister
June 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"We haven't learned to cure evil yet, but that's next semester."
June 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Waiting for zombie nazis....waiting.....
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants sitting at a table in a diner
media.tenor.com
June 17, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Nice to know hatred for 20-something students is internationally embraced.
June 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Truly shocked this man knows how to tighten a light bulb.
June 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM