Cindy McKie
@cindy-a-m.bsky.social
Mother, educational assistant, cancer survivor, and flagrant over-user of sarcasm
Danielle Smith's referendum is like trying to change the locks on an Air BnB you rented for the weekend and then let the cheque bounce.
May 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Danielle Smith's referendum is like trying to change the locks on an Air BnB you rented for the weekend and then let the cheque bounce.
Canadian conservatives: "HE'S NOT MY PRIME MINISTER!!!"
Also conservatives:
"OMG!! HOW COULD YOU CALL AN ELECTION RIGHT NOW?? YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOUR OWN GAIN!!"
Also conservatives:
"OMG!! HOW COULD YOU CALL AN ELECTION RIGHT NOW?? YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOUR OWN GAIN!!"
March 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Canadian conservatives: "HE'S NOT MY PRIME MINISTER!!!"
Also conservatives:
"OMG!! HOW COULD YOU CALL AN ELECTION RIGHT NOW?? YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOUR OWN GAIN!!"
Also conservatives:
"OMG!! HOW COULD YOU CALL AN ELECTION RIGHT NOW?? YOU'RE DOING IT FOR YOUR OWN GAIN!!"
Today I'm planning to put some IKEA furniture together just as soon as I finish explaining how elections work to conservatives. Always finish with one set of tools before starting with another.
March 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Today I'm planning to put some IKEA furniture together just as soon as I finish explaining how elections work to conservatives. Always finish with one set of tools before starting with another.
Canadian Border Services just stopped 419 kg of cocain from ENTERING Canada FROM the US. But Trump' tarrifs are all about the drugs we're sending his way. Sure, buddy. Just like all the firings are about government efficiency.
March 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Canadian Border Services just stopped 419 kg of cocain from ENTERING Canada FROM the US. But Trump' tarrifs are all about the drugs we're sending his way. Sure, buddy. Just like all the firings are about government efficiency.
My top favourite nicknames for Trump:
The Fanta Menace
Maroon 45
Tangerine Palpatine
Trumpelstilskin
POTUS- Piece of Totally Useless Shit
What are some of yours?
The Fanta Menace
Maroon 45
Tangerine Palpatine
Trumpelstilskin
POTUS- Piece of Totally Useless Shit
What are some of yours?
March 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My top favourite nicknames for Trump:
The Fanta Menace
Maroon 45
Tangerine Palpatine
Trumpelstilskin
POTUS- Piece of Totally Useless Shit
What are some of yours?
The Fanta Menace
Maroon 45
Tangerine Palpatine
Trumpelstilskin
POTUS- Piece of Totally Useless Shit
What are some of yours?
The definition of irony: Elon Musk is mad because people are destroying Teslas and therefore his livelihood. He blames it on mental illness.
March 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The definition of irony: Elon Musk is mad because people are destroying Teslas and therefore his livelihood. He blames it on mental illness.
Tyranny now has a colour and it is orange.
March 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Tyranny now has a colour and it is orange.
Jack Daniel's CEO says pulling their product off Canadian shelves is worse than a tarrif. Yeah, it is. It's also what we Canadians like to call rhe Fuck Around and Find Out effect.
March 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Jack Daniel's CEO says pulling their product off Canadian shelves is worse than a tarrif. Yeah, it is. It's also what we Canadians like to call rhe Fuck Around and Find Out effect.
No more American booze being sold in Manitoba, Canada. And nothing of value was lost.
March 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
No more American booze being sold in Manitoba, Canada. And nothing of value was lost.
Elbows up, Canada. We got this! Also, Fuck Trump.
March 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Elbows up, Canada. We got this! Also, Fuck Trump.
That snow in the southern states? That's just a taste of the fuckery Canada will rain down on the US if those tarrifs go through. 51st state my ass. We'll convert you to provinces one frozen new territory at a time. Upside? It comes with free healthcare.
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That snow in the southern states? That's just a taste of the fuckery Canada will rain down on the US if those tarrifs go through. 51st state my ass. We'll convert you to provinces one frozen new territory at a time. Upside? It comes with free healthcare.
Now Elon is claiming his autism made him do it. Nope. That ain't autism, that's racism.
January 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Now Elon is claiming his autism made him do it. Nope. That ain't autism, that's racism.
First day on the job and Elon Musk is already gaslighting the public. Mother fucker, we know what a Nazi salute looks like.
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
First day on the job and Elon Musk is already gaslighting the public. Mother fucker, we know what a Nazi salute looks like.
Me to a student: So, how was your winter break?
Student: My Mom and I went to a petting zoo and a Capybara named Hubert ejaculated all over my Mom.
( I guess it was a heavy petting zoo??)
Student: My Mom and I went to a petting zoo and a Capybara named Hubert ejaculated all over my Mom.
( I guess it was a heavy petting zoo??)
January 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Me to a student: So, how was your winter break?
Student: My Mom and I went to a petting zoo and a Capybara named Hubert ejaculated all over my Mom.
( I guess it was a heavy petting zoo??)
Student: My Mom and I went to a petting zoo and a Capybara named Hubert ejaculated all over my Mom.
( I guess it was a heavy petting zoo??)
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January 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM