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@cigpics.bsky.social
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purveyor of badly drawn animals smoking cigarettes & the only web database of cig pics (deprecated). and a guy who recommends not smoking because it's bad for you.
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Oh thank you Plume you've saved me. I'll just shell out $750 a fucking year no problem!
An email notification from Plume that says "stay home, stay safe, and still transition. Purple heart emoji."
January 27, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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some of these outputs work. also here's the list of wolves
notepad document "rustcreek pack members" 72F - brown eyes, grey coat, 106lb, 4 years | matriarch 63M - gold eyes, black coat, 116lb, 7 years | patriarch 75M - yellow eyes, grey coat, 104lb, 4 years | brother of 72F 88F - brown eyes, black coat, 1 year | pup of 72F/63M 89M - gold eyes, grey coat, 1 year | pup of 72F/63M 90M - brown eyes, grey coat, 1 year | pup of 72F/63M Rust Creek Pack 63M was witnessed stretching out tranquilly beneath a leafy juniper. Rust Creek Pack 72F and 63M were spotted playing a game of tug-of-war with a stick. Rust Creek Pack 88F was reportedly grabbing a feather and strutting about with it, showing off.
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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How we look right now
An older fellow proudly holding his enormous prized onion
January 7, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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bad mspaint images of animals smoking 2: the wolf
a sort of ignorant style, ms paint style drawing of a gray wolf laying on a black rock on a green background. the wolf is smoking a cigarette. it's a bit fluffy, in varying shades of white, grey, and brown, and has sort of goofy golden eyes. smoke curls into the air from its cig.
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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bipes smoking (for @marenextdo.org)
a shoddy mspaint drawing of one mole lizard smoking a little tiny cigarette. he is pink, long and wormish, sitting halfway in a pool of murky water and looking placidly into the distance with his beady eye while he smokes. it is not recommended for mole lizards to smoke.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I met this fantastic little chicken
a small hen with pale orange feathers tipped with black toward her tail & the ends of her wings.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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My magnum opus
shoddy MS paint artwork of a stick guy sitting on a rooftop or something. an enormous black cat is peeking over the railing, looking at him with huge green eyes. the background is sunset colored. the cat's paws stretch over the barrier. the guy is saying "huh."
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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^_^
inspired by Skogsduva which I saw at the checkout area & fell for. and now Lioness has this tiny little bee (small one in image)
IKEA's Skogsduva in small and large sizes. It is a stuffed bee with mesh wings, a fuzzy striped yellow and black body, wee antenna and a cute embroidered face. A standard Skogsduva perches on a daisy-shaped pillow on a blanket which looks like a grassy field. Two tiny Skogsduvas, less than half the standard size, sit nearby.
October 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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damn it
google search for "lighthouses near me"
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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this one especially
Venetian Fishing Boat, a watercolor painting by Félix-François-Georges-Philibert Ziem. The landscape is washed in pale, slightly warm light; centrally is the gleaming, calm river which is surrounded on either side by wetland dotted with clusters of dark reeds. On the right side of the river floats a lithe little sailboat with one beige, almost translucent-looking sail.
September 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Relationship Status: Empty box - Single Empty box - Taken Checked box - Destroying the bond of friendship and respect between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye
September 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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dire wolf ✔️
a dramatically lit photograph of the fossilized skeleton of a dire wolf. it has a large skull with pronounced canine teeth. it's posed as if mid-stride while running.
August 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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ancient bison ✔️
the full fossilized skeleton of an ancient american bison. it's very large, facing the camera. its skull bears two horns, large round eye sockets, and a sturdy jaw. from its back protrudes an arc of thick spinal bones.
August 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Your vaaaaaaaaaaast experience...
Norman Jayden, the FBI agent from the game Heavy Rain, says: "Your vast experience hasn't prevented eight victims from being murdered." For some reason, saying the word "vast" makes his mouth open uncannily wide. You get the impression he's waiting for you to feed him cereal or something.
July 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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umm...
Another, worse Blondstantine. This one is using a different screenshot from the film and even more shoddily edited. His yellow blond hair is ripped from a modern pop star, and is cloned awkwardly up the length of Keanu's skull
April 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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..?
It's my roughshod Blond Constantine again, but now with yellower blond hair instead of ash blond hair.
April 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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hmm
Keanu reeves as Constantine in the movie Constantine. except I've pasted a blond sideswept haircut on him instead of his real black hair. I didn't do a great job
April 23, 2025 at 8:11 AM