Mitch Hedberg prepared me for this moment. An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Mitch Hedberg prepared me for this moment. An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
Let me check on the prices of these groceries he use as props at Bedminster during the campaign.
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let me check on the prices of these groceries he use as props at Bedminster during the campaign.
What the … We’re so far from normal that I can no longer see it from here 😳
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
What the … We’re so far from normal that I can no longer see it from here 😳
I only got a Biloxi today, but I have a Ferris wheel, so that’s different.
November 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I only got a Biloxi today, but I have a Ferris wheel, so that’s different.
All that effort put into writing the Code of Federal Regulations.
October 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
All that effort put into writing the Code of Federal Regulations.
Theres is something familiar about it
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Theres is something familiar about it
I know exactly how he’s feeling @amyepp.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I know exactly how he’s feeling @amyepp.bsky.social
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have 🎶
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have 🎶
October 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have 🎶
That Anyone Could Have
We're the Three Best Friends
That Anyone Could Have 🎶
I mean, where do you want me to start?
September 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I mean, where do you want me to start?
This man is a national treasure! You keep your damned, dirty fascist hands off of him!
September 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This man is a national treasure! You keep your damned, dirty fascist hands off of him!
Looking good today @realgulfofmexico.bsky.social Keep fighting the good fight ✊
September 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Looking good today @realgulfofmexico.bsky.social Keep fighting the good fight ✊
College Football has really been missing this kind of unbridled enthusiasm.
September 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
College Football has really been missing this kind of unbridled enthusiasm.
The view is making me feel dumber by proxy.
July 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The view is making me feel dumber by proxy.
I haven’t watched fireworks since 1989 without quietly singing the Star Spangled Banner, in Aunt Bethany’s voice from Christmas Vacation in my head. Thanks, John Hughes.
July 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I haven’t watched fireworks since 1989 without quietly singing the Star Spangled Banner, in Aunt Bethany’s voice from Christmas Vacation in my head. Thanks, John Hughes.
The court room sketch artist really captured the moment 😭
July 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The court room sketch artist really captured the moment 😭
Well, now I’m thinking that you might be projecting 🤔
June 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Well, now I’m thinking that you might be projecting 🤔
After 5 months, 250 truckloads of dirt, and 2 ICE raids, my little beach house in the woods idea is starting to take shape.
June 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
After 5 months, 250 truckloads of dirt, and 2 ICE raids, my little beach house in the woods idea is starting to take shape.
Hmmm. No, actually that makes sense. 😜
June 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Hmmm. No, actually that makes sense. 😜
