newport jane
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huge grand designs fan, just trying to hit my post quota. you wouldn't happen to have a cigarette?
I'll look a gift horse wherever the hell I want shut up idiot
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'll look a gift horse wherever the hell I want shut up idiot
28" waist and I'm paying taxes who invented this
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
28" waist and I'm paying taxes who invented this
ok so my tits are a B cup... but my heart is DD
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
ok so my tits are a B cup... but my heart is DD
i'm just a sexy bitch with a small ass and a cigarette
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
i'm just a sexy bitch with a small ass and a cigarette
buckfast makes me feel invincible. I'm a beautiful mare. I'm replying to emails. I'm putting 3 different brands of chips in the air fryer.
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
buckfast makes me feel invincible. I'm a beautiful mare. I'm replying to emails. I'm putting 3 different brands of chips in the air fryer.
idk why they call them Instagram reals; I just saw an AI generated shark fly a plane there ain't nothing real about this shit
December 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
idk why they call them Instagram reals; I just saw an AI generated shark fly a plane there ain't nothing real about this shit
i invented the orchestra hit sample they never paid me a dime
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i invented the orchestra hit sample they never paid me a dime
sending instagram reels to your grandma we have heartfelt conversations
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
sending instagram reels to your grandma we have heartfelt conversations
hey listen to this song I have on my phone pls 🥹
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
hey listen to this song I have on my phone pls 🥹
crossed him up with the magic 8ball then drilled the shot in his face
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
crossed him up with the magic 8ball then drilled the shot in his face
woke up and asked the 8ball if I shud smoke a gram. it said outlook cloudy so I lit that shit up.
December 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
woke up and asked the 8ball if I shud smoke a gram. it said outlook cloudy so I lit that shit up.
If I was the gay wizard in stranger things I'd make the monsters go buy me cigarettes and play da piano and shit
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If I was the gay wizard in stranger things I'd make the monsters go buy me cigarettes and play da piano and shit
danny brown is on thin ice w those rock hard abs at age 44
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
danny brown is on thin ice w those rock hard abs at age 44
someone needs to give turnstile a wedgie for charging 50-60 euros for shirts at the merch booth like what are you DOING
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
someone needs to give turnstile a wedgie for charging 50-60 euros for shirts at the merch booth like what are you DOING
brb painting myself into a corner
November 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
brb painting myself into a corner
in the writin room cooking up the worst verse in human history
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
in the writin room cooking up the worst verse in human history
*me 3 seconds before I die in Rayman*
pass me the controller I got this one
pass me the controller I got this one
November 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
*me 3 seconds before I die in Rayman*
pass me the controller I got this one
pass me the controller I got this one
Alvin Lucier's I Am Smokin in a Room
November 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Alvin Lucier's I Am Smokin in a Room
crazy they managed to fit a whole ass gyro in every phone
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
crazy they managed to fit a whole ass gyro in every phone
who came up with the word manhole thats kinda messed up
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
who came up with the word manhole thats kinda messed up
whoeva named werewolves was so accurate; where tf is that thing
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 AM
whoeva named werewolves was so accurate; where tf is that thing
whos puttin the whiskey in the dang jar
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
whos puttin the whiskey in the dang jar
theres a portrait of newport jane on the wikipedia page for tobacco smoking, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it,,,
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
theres a portrait of newport jane on the wikipedia page for tobacco smoking, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it, well it helps to describe it,,,
On the train across the country. I offer to buy the gentleman next to me a drink from the cart. "Stella Artois" he asks. "Make that two" I tell the cart keeper. most people would have ignored him but I see a potential business connection.
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
On the train across the country. I offer to buy the gentleman next to me a drink from the cart. "Stella Artois" he asks. "Make that two" I tell the cart keeper. most people would have ignored him but I see a potential business connection.
you're laughing. an anvil fell on my wife and flattened her like a pancake and you're laughing.
October 25, 2025 at 10:12 AM
you're laughing. an anvil fell on my wife and flattened her like a pancake and you're laughing.