✿ They crack my skull like an egg
✿ After recovery, develop a chronic illness as a result
✿ Only diagnosed as an adult, can't work
✿ I'm a vtuber now :3

✿ Foot gets stuck in my seatbelt
✿ Trip and BOUNCE my forehead off the *concrete parking bumper*
✿ Babysitter downplays it to Mom, she says go home, call if I puke
✿ Puke A LOT
✿ Go BLIND otw to the hospital
✿ Get flown to Children's hospital
✿ Almost die

Having played it not, you're so right
Pressing button takes 0 thought but when Gooby needs help your brain has to be ON