claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.

just matched with a guy who had ‘actor’ as a job in his bio so i asked him could he get me a discount in the Starbucks he works in

you think trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? expect price hikes on:

• iced tea imported from england
• lifeguards imported from spain
• towels imported from turkey
• and turkey imported from maine

I’m everywhere I’m so cian smith