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Troy Young (Andarius68)
@cianaodh.bsky.social
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I'm just a guy trying to get by. Sharing jokes, memes, unsolicited opinions, sarcastic remarks and just brainpan leakages. I post mostly humor, science, sci-fi and just random stuff I find interesting or amusing. I'm not trying to sell anything to anybody.
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That's the first time Trump's ever taken care of a Bill quite I suppose if he swallowed he's going to pass a record number of Bills hmm I know he wanted his face on a Bill but... Okay that'll do okay
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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SEX AFTER DEATH A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: "Marion .... Marion " "Is that you, Bob?" "Yes, I've come back like we agreed." "That's wonderful! What's it like?" "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again" "Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?" "No -- I'm a rabbit in Kent'.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Ah, those toddler years 😆
Lucy Huber @clhubes ... The funniest thing that's ever happened to me as a parent is once my 2yo was having a full on meltdown and accidentally kicked an electronic toy dinosaur and it went "Can you feed me?" and my son, through massive sobs, goes "no I can't right now, dinosaur" and continued screaming
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Heh. It always cracks me up when products tout themselves as "self-leveling" like that's some kind of high tech, new fangled formulation. It almost always means it's mixed thinner so gravity does the work of leveling it. It's "self-leveling" in the same way as water or pretty much any liquid is 😆
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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A TV crew and journalists visited the old farmer in the countryside to do a interview for an educational program for kids. -Please tell us about your day! - Well, sonny, I wake up in the morning, and I take a shot of whiskey. - Wait, wait, this isn't going to work, we can't tell the children in front of the screen that you start drinking first thing in the morning. What if you said that you read a good book instead? - Alright sonny, whatever you say. So I get up in the morning, and I read the newspaper. I get dressed, I read two more magazines before breakfast. I feed the pigs, and then I work outside in the fields until my thirst for knowledge grows so much that I have to read two or three more books again. I get dizzy from all the reading, so I lie down and rest until the evening when I bring the animals in, and then I read the evening news. Afterwards, I go over to the library, where my friends are already waiting. We finish four or five more volumes together until the library closes and the librarian kicks us out, and then we go over to Gary's, because he's got a printing press!
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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DAILY CALLER Daily Caller @DailyCaller BREAKING: Voters in Texas have APPROVED a ballot question requiring citizenship to vote Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX 100 It is now in our Constitution that only US citizens can vote in Texas elections. @adamscochran This was already in the constitution. Thank you for reminding us why Texas is 41st in education.
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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FINGER NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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The Problem isn't a lack of money, food, water or land.. The Problem is that you've given control of these things to a group of greedy psychopaths who care more about maintaining their own power than helping mankind.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Meatloaf with Curry..... Follow for more recipes
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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George Washington IT'S LIKE THEY DIDN'T LISTEN AT ALL Jesus BRO, SAME
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Is it gluten-free? It's just going to fall out of you and land on the floor, Stewart. RUSS EDIGER
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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dior+ @deeore5 can't believe they let just anyone make babies but u gotta have a license to fish
October 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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A small-town cop pulls over a guy speeding down Main Street. "Sir, I can expla-" "Save it!" barks the officer. "You're going to jail. You can explain it to the chief when he gets back!" "But really, I just want to sa-" "I said ZIP IT! You can cool off in a cell until then." Hours pass. The cop swings by the holding cell and smirks, "You're lucky the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a great mood when he gets back." The guy grimaces... "Yeah... don't count on it. I'm the groom."
October 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Hi friend 7:54 AM How can I get the type of rug you use when taking pictures with your products 7:56 AM Wdym? 7:56 AM I mean the rug you put your products on before taking photos?? 7:57 AM You mean this?? (Product picture being taken on cat.)
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Are you at all worried about your safety? NO!! You're hired! HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY HQ DONT PANIC
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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So, a local, family owned pizzeria near us is doing something cool...
Biundo's Pizzeria 1m. ... X ....IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.... If SNAP benefits fail to replenish for the month of November, we will offer 1-10" cheese pizza free on TUESDAYS only, starting Novemer 4th to families that have children. Proof of SNAP, an ID matching the name on the card and the child present is what we ask in return. Please don't comment anything political, this is just a small gesture to hopefully help no child to have to go hungry... You + 5 1 share Love Comment Share
October 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969 ... the idea of being visited by aliens lost its appeal when i realized they'd likely just be some other planet's ahole billionaires
October 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Record setting $2 billion jackpot was won by one person in Altadena, California. The person received $424M after taxes. INS Loading Memories. Imagine you win the lottery and suddenly you're the only billionaire getting properly taxed
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Daddy shark is teaching baby shark how to hunt Daddy Shark: So, after you reach the shore, you pick your prey. They're usually the ones swimming close to the beach in colorful swimwears. Baby Shark: Got it! Then I jump them? Daddy Shark: Not so fast, son. First, you swim up so your fin sticks out of the water. Then circle around your prey a few times - two or three loops usually do the trick. Make sure they can see your fin. That's very important! Only then you dive in for your meal. Baby Shark: But... why? Daddy Shark: Well, son. If you prefer to eat them with their shits still in, that's your call!
October 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Yep, pretty much.
Terrorists tried to destroy the White House in 2001 with a hijacked plane. 24 years later the President of the United States accepts a plane from people funding terrorists and is destroying the White House himself.
October 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The fact that the Louvre heist didn't take place at dawn, but at the very reasonable hour of 9:30 a.m. shows that even French jewel thieves have a better work-life balance than us.
October 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES
October 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ΜΕ DONALD THATS NOT WHAT "FUCK TRUMP MEANS
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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In Spider-Man (2002) Peter has a radioactive spider bite the size of a golf ball but instead of going to a doctor he decides to sleep it off. This is because Peter lives in America
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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When you know YouTube keeps waiting til your hands are full while listening to a video to put on an ad so you can't skip it but you can't prove it:
October 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM