MY CAPTAIN

Sterling get the hell out of my club this game doesn’t even matter and you’re still below the expected level

LETS GO ARSENAL, MENS AND WOMENS FINAL INCOMING!!!!!!!

Jorginho I appreciate you so much for everything but it’s time to go brother

Refs always have a choice.

When they say they don't, they are lying.

They shouldn't have a choice. They shouldn't get to ignore the laws they do.

But they do.

They always have a choice.

The last time Newcastle won a domestic trophy was before Jamal Khashoggi was born

David Raya getting the clanger out of his system pre-Madrid and getting away with it, perfection

In January I would simply have paid £50m for Danny Welbeck

I’m willing to donate whatever body part Saka needs to function

Am I crazy or am I finally understanding the Kai midfield project? He has been stellar today 😅

I know there are bigger issues to focus on, and I haven’t lost sight of them…

But can movies/TV figure out sound so one volume works the whole time? Why is the dialogue a whisper, but a passing car sounds like it just drove through my wall?

Rant over 😑

"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"

Spending a month on Bluesky has created a whole new model of a fight we need to be having right now. Not liberal vs. conservative or whatever, but respect vs manipulation.

I am tired of being manipulated everywhere I go. That’s why I like it here, I feel like I’m in charge for once.

Ban pharmaceutical ads!

Saka and Odegaard, don’t ever make me watch a game without you two again 😢