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Evergreen 🔒🙅‍♀️
Meme: Labyrinth door panel chain lock captioned "Me opening up to someone" Meme: Door with over two dozen locks of various types, sizes, and colors captioned "Me opening up to someone"
December 12, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Red glowing font on black background: "In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends"
December 11, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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And to be clear, no one is required to approve of Pantone's choices, or make use of them. I've seen beautiful examples in all design categories using this color palette already. Nothing new here though.
Color palette grid based on Pantone's Color of the Year 2025 'Mocha Mousse'
December 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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mmh he could get it ;)

I vote Jake Gyllenhaal to play him in the movie
Collage of alleged suspect, on the left still image of camera footage showing him smiling standing at a counter, on the right, a collage showing various items: a hoodie, a suppressor, a backpack, and a pair of sneakers, captioned "steal his look!"
December 5, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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Lookit!
A cat dressed in Ruby Rhod costume from The Fifth Element
November 27, 2024 at 5:42 AM
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Bird flu virus found in raw milk sold in California.

What you wanna bet that recent case of H1N1 in that kid in California last week, is probably from raw milk 🥲

LMAO they already winning!

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Screenshot or article (source unknown) SACRAMENTO - The California Department of Public Health (CDPH) today is warning the public to avoid consuming one batch of cream top, whole raw milk produced and packaged by Raw Farm, LLC of Fresno County due to a detection of bird flu virus in a retail sample. At the state's request, the company has issued a voluntary recall of the affected raw milk with lot code 20241109 and Best By date of 11/27/2024 printed on the packaging. No illnesses associated with this lot of raw milk have been reported. Out of an abundance of caution, and due to the ongoing spread of bird flu in dairy cows, poultry, and sporadic human cases, consumers should not consume any of the affected raw milk. Customers should immediately return any remaining product to the retail point of purchase. CDPH is also notifying retailers to remove the affected raw milk from their shelves. The County of Santa Clara Public Health Laboratory has been testing raw milk products from retail stores as a second line of consumer protection. The county identified bird flu in one sample of raw milk purchased at a retail outlet. The testing was then verified by the California Animal Health and Food Safety Laboratory System.
November 25, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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There are 3 things I turn to when I'm frustrated. One of them is dancing ;) This playlist is pretty upbeat and good for getting pent-up energy out, but mostly I love the bizarre flamingo blobs 🦩🪩🎊
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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No, like, actually!
Illustration of a Little Golden Book titled 'The X-Files - Is the Truth Out There?' The cover has illustrations of Mulder & Scully holding flashlights, a forest behind them, and little grey aliens peeking out. Below the book are the words Preorder Now!
November 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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New Settings page looking really good! 😍
Screenshot of Bluesky App v1.94 new Settings page showing sections: Account, Privacy and security, Moderation, Content and media, Appearance, Accessibility, Languages, Help, About
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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omg it auto-rotates! For some things, anyway.
Screenshot of a colorful loading screen from a mobile game titled "Star Merge." The scene is set in a whimsical, Halloween-themed environment with a spooky yet playful vibe. A bearded character in a skeleton costume looks frightened while running away, with a surprised expression on their face. In the background, there are two characters dressed in costumes: one is holding up a large jack-o'-lantern above their head. The environment includes twisted trees, glowing jack-o'-lanterns, and a haunted house with purple lighting, surrounded by fog. A progress bar at the bottom shows 55% completion.
November 13, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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Why do weasels 'pop'?
A meme showing the phrase 'I believe in Googling random things before you sleep SUPREMACY' above a silhouette of a person kneeling. It humorously illustrates the habit of searching for trivial facts at night, with examples like 'total population of ants' and 'what time is it in Japan.'
November 9, 2024 at 4:57 AM
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Me, lately...
Illustration of a circle, that says "circle of trust" inside it. Outside the circle, an arrow points to a dot labeled "everyone".
November 9, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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💃🪩🕺
The image shows a pixel art illustration of a stylishly dressed mouse striking a confident disco pose. The mouse is wearing a shimmering, colorful outfit with a jacket, pants, and sunglasses. Behind the mouse, there’s a large disco ball reflecting light, giving the scene a vibrant, retro vibe. The background features a cosmic, galaxy-like setting with various colorful sparkles and shapes. In the upper right corner, there’s a speech bubble with the text: “I put the disco in disconnecting from reality.” The overall aesthetic is whimsical, combining elements of disco and space with a playful, nostalgic feel.
November 8, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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... Bro 😒😑
The image is a screenshot of a Twitter post by a user named John (username: @phonybone). It includes two tweets, one quoting the other. The quote tweet, posted 16 hours ago, simply says, "my bad." The quoted tweet, dated November 3, 2020, reads: "what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins."
November 7, 2024 at 7:44 AM
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I regret to inform you that we have yet to get rid of Daylight Saving Time, so don't forget to set your clocks back one hour ⏰🍂
The image shows a vintage twin-bell alarm clock set to 2:00. It is placed outdoors on a grassy area with fallen leaves scattered around. In the background, dark, leafless trees create a moody, foggy atmosphere, evoking a sense of autumn or early morning in a park. The lighting is dim, giving the scene a slightly eerie or melancholic feeling, symbolizing the end of daylight saving time and a transition into the colder months.
November 3, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Lockscreen spookies 🎃👻🦇
The image shows a Halloween-themed iPhone lockscreen displaying the date "Wednesday, October 30" and the time "8:05." The background features a spooky, dark scene with a giant, glowing jack-o'-lantern with a mischievous grin in front of an eerie haunted house. Surrounding the pumpkin are several smaller jack-o'-lanterns, some with carved faces, and ghostly figures floating around, adding to the Halloween vibe. A full moon and silhouetted bats are visible in the sky, enhancing the spooky atmosphere.
October 31, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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The image features bold text that says, "let's SCHEDULE that emotion FOR A LATER DATE," against a bright, playful background in the style of Lisa Frank. A leopard stands on the right, surrounded by colorful hearts, rainbows, and dolphins.
October 12, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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lmao 🥲
Screenshot of a TikTok that says: "me reconnecting with alcohol because nature is not doing it for me"
October 12, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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You can allow them through on focus mode & change the banner style to persistent until you manually clear it, but I've yet to figure out how to get it to sound on silent mode (which I'm always in). There's a way to allow haptics on silent mode, but not selectively afaik; super annoying for adhd 😣
Screenshot of iOS Calendar Notifications settings Screenshot of iOS Focus Mode Allow list settings Screenshot of iOS Do Not Disturb settings
October 11, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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LMAO the boomer-coded memes on Nextdoor are wild 😂
Meme: A photo of detective Columbo on a white background. Caption says: "So let me get this straight, I go to the grocery store and buy: A pound of sliced ham in a plastic bag, a loaf of bread in a plastic bag, a gallon of milk in a plastic jug, a pack of napkins in plastic wrap, a store-made salad in a plastic tub, a plastic bottle of mustard and ketchup, but they won't give me a plastic bag to carry it home because the plastic bag is bad for the environment?"
October 10, 2024 at 5:28 AM
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Canva is so extra sometimes 😅 I'm late to the party, but nothing looks any different to me in this "glow up" 😩
October 5, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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Not even a little surprised the sob emoji is the most popular one 😭
Screenshot of emoji stats showing the sob emoji 😭 as the most popular for the entire network
October 4, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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A lobster wearing a hand-knitted sweater with matching mittens, captioned "Autism"
October 2, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Also have you seen this hilarious label by The Cave of Trophonius Labeler (@oracle.posters.rip)? 💀
Screenshot of label applied on user by The Cave of Trophonius Labeler (@oracle.posters.rip) that reads "Imbalanced Humors (Sanguine)"
October 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Look at this Clip Clop kitty 🐴😻
September 26, 2024 at 9:08 PM