Chyburger
@chyburger.bsky.social
I’m just trying to survive each day with a smile😊
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I knew it was time to stop scrolling when a thirst trap of a person under black light, wearing country attire and doing tricks on a yoyo all while "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" was playing
a group of people are sitting around a table looking at a laptop with the caption that 's enough internet for today .
ALT: a group of people are sitting around a table looking at a laptop with the caption that 's enough internet for today .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
I knew it was time to stop scrolling when a thirst trap of a person under black light, wearing country attire and doing tricks on a yoyo all while "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" was playing
The flower of common sense does not grow in every garden
January 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
The flower of common sense does not grow in every garden
My goals for 2026:
-Read 50 books
-Attend more concerts
-Bully "AI artists" more
-Learn a new skill
-Read 50 books
-Attend more concerts
-Bully "AI artists" more
-Learn a new skill
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My goals for 2026:
-Read 50 books
-Attend more concerts
-Bully "AI artists" more
-Learn a new skill
-Read 50 books
-Attend more concerts
-Bully "AI artists" more
-Learn a new skill
"The monster I created to protect the child inside of me is difficult to manage."
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
January 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"The monster I created to protect the child inside of me is difficult to manage."
Marc Maron
Marc Maron
The things I'm most proud of accomplishing this year:
12,639 pages of 38 books read this year
Saved $886.77 by using my library card
Averaged 8,903 steps or 4.26 miles a day
Attended 26 therapy sessions
I saw 6 bands/artists live
12,639 pages of 38 books read this year
Saved $886.77 by using my library card
Averaged 8,903 steps or 4.26 miles a day
Attended 26 therapy sessions
I saw 6 bands/artists live
December 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The things I'm most proud of accomplishing this year:
12,639 pages of 38 books read this year
Saved $886.77 by using my library card
Averaged 8,903 steps or 4.26 miles a day
Attended 26 therapy sessions
I saw 6 bands/artists live
12,639 pages of 38 books read this year
Saved $886.77 by using my library card
Averaged 8,903 steps or 4.26 miles a day
Attended 26 therapy sessions
I saw 6 bands/artists live
I over heard a coworker talking to another coworker, in uniform, say "I have a drug test today. Hopefully I'll pass."
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I over heard a coworker talking to another coworker, in uniform, say "I have a drug test today. Hopefully I'll pass."
Ever since I made it a goal to read more I have been calculating how much I am saving by using my local libraries and the #LibbyApp I'm at $2k saved on physical copies and over $1.5k in audio books. These are the savings I care about
December 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Ever since I made it a goal to read more I have been calculating how much I am saving by using my local libraries and the #LibbyApp I'm at $2k saved on physical copies and over $1.5k in audio books. These are the savings I care about
I'm more proud of this goal than any other goals I set this past year
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I'm more proud of this goal than any other goals I set this past year
I could go on a 30 minute rant of how I hate "The Super Mario Bros Movie"
December 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I could go on a 30 minute rant of how I hate "The Super Mario Bros Movie"
Obligatory 2025 end of the year music recap
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Obligatory 2025 end of the year music recap
Who taught people it was ok to stand in doorways!? Get out of my way! I've got things to do
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Who taught people it was ok to stand in doorways!? Get out of my way! I've got things to do
I was teased by a family member because I said "The Phantom Of the Opera," was a horror novel. I stand by that statement.
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I was teased by a family member because I said "The Phantom Of the Opera," was a horror novel. I stand by that statement.
I just saw a video where they said Raphaël from the #TMNT had to be MAGA because he was always angry. That made me upset. I have loved and related to Raphaël since childhood. I never took his anger to be upset by change and diversity. I understood his anger to be towards the injustices around him.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I just saw a video where they said Raphaël from the #TMNT had to be MAGA because he was always angry. That made me upset. I have loved and related to Raphaël since childhood. I never took his anger to be upset by change and diversity. I understood his anger to be towards the injustices around him.
I love that #IceNineKills is a group of horror obsessed theater kids who made a metal band
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I love that #IceNineKills is a group of horror obsessed theater kids who made a metal band
A coworker convinced me and a few others to attend a 5k on Thanksgiving Day. Who have I become? #ilovenaps
November 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A coworker convinced me and a few others to attend a 5k on Thanksgiving Day. Who have I become? #ilovenaps
This week has been rough. I'm grateful for my friends and family that helped me out and kept a smile on my face
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This week has been rough. I'm grateful for my friends and family that helped me out and kept a smile on my face
Life is rough for me right now. I know watching Jim Carrey's "The Grinch" and "The Nightmare Before Christmas" will bring me joy and comfort.
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Life is rough for me right now. I know watching Jim Carrey's "The Grinch" and "The Nightmare Before Christmas" will bring me joy and comfort.
Why is there no vending machine in a surgery waiting room? I need to stress eat!
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Why is there no vending machine in a surgery waiting room? I need to stress eat!
If something goes missing in our house we blame my dad. He died a few years ago. We believe his ghost is messing with us by moving our stuff and laughing.
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If something goes missing in our house we blame my dad. He died a few years ago. We believe his ghost is messing with us by moving our stuff and laughing.
I think I'm cursed. I lost my sunglasses in my car and my house slippers are missing from in my house. I am having the worst luck keeping track of my items.
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I think I'm cursed. I lost my sunglasses in my car and my house slippers are missing from in my house. I am having the worst luck keeping track of my items.
Anybody else watch playlists on YouTube of just their favorite music videos and pretend that they are watching MTV/VH1?
October 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Anybody else watch playlists on YouTube of just their favorite music videos and pretend that they are watching MTV/VH1?
When my husband and I first started dating he had a dog who was very well behaved. So much so that he would sit down during "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar
October 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
When my husband and I first started dating he had a dog who was very well behaved. So much so that he would sit down during "Humble" by Kendrick Lamar
My mom insists on telling me detailed directions to someplace in her city like I know where anything is. It's like she forgets I know how to poorly read a map or sometimes follow directions from my GPS
September 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My mom insists on telling me detailed directions to someplace in her city like I know where anything is. It's like she forgets I know how to poorly read a map or sometimes follow directions from my GPS
I was hoping today would be a normal day. I guess today will never be normal again.
September 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I was hoping today would be a normal day. I guess today will never be normal again.
When I was younger, my older brother told me he had "C lunch" in school. I heard "sea lunch" and thought he could only eat seafood during his lunch. He only made me believe this more because he didn't like seafood and made his lunch everyday.
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When I was younger, my older brother told me he had "C lunch" in school. I heard "sea lunch" and thought he could only eat seafood during his lunch. He only made me believe this more because he didn't like seafood and made his lunch everyday.