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chuthulhu.bsky.social
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Writer | Lurker | Harm reductionist | Petter of cats | she/her | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍🌈
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chuthulhu.bsky.social
Willing to bet cash money that when I get home about 7pm the cats will be in the same spot I left them at 7am
Two cats lying down, half-covered in a floral duvet, their front paws entangled. The soft black-and-white cat is giving big baby eyes to the camera while the fluffy white-and-black cat has already fallen asleep again.
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
They're staring so intently at my bagel. Beloved babies, I put your breakfast out in the kitchen an hour ago. Get off your fluffy wee butts and go get it and leave me in peace 🥯
Two cats lying on a blue duvet, staring intently at the photographer. The fluffy white-and-black cat is lying on her side and her stare is sideways because she's barely lifted her head. The soft black-and-white cat is half leaning on her sister's butt, but has raised her head enough for a proper glare.
September 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Sunbeam located. Legs retracted. Loaf charging now.
A fluffy white-and-black cat is sitting on a white blanket in a patch of sunlight. Her paws are fully hidden by her loaf position and her eyes are closed.
September 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Crash landing
Two cats lie on a blue duvet. The fluffy white-and-black cat is lying on her side, belly facing the camera, pink forepaw toe beans exposed. The soft black-and-white cat is on her side facing away from the camera, legs sticking out at weird angles. A plush Snorlax lies facedown in the background.
September 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Woken by the "A!" alarm at tummy rub o'clock
A soft black-and-white cat lies on her side on a blue duvet. A hand disappears into her belly fluff.
September 1, 2025 at 8:15 AM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Pillow thieves
A soft black-and-white cat curled up against a light blue pillow, asleep. She has on paw over her face. A fluffy white-and-black cat sleeping on a dark blue pillow. Her face is all squished up against the pillow.
July 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
If I was in a Saw trap where I had to extricate my foot from under a sleeping cat to escape, I think I'd get decapitated tbh
An extremely fluffy white-and-black cat is curled up fast asleep, her head partly on a human foot with an indiscernible tattoo. Three pink toe beans are visible.
July 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Once I get out of bed, there's no going back... because Milly has stolen the warm spot.
A soft black-and-white cat is sitting on a dark sheet in front of a dark pillow, trying to look innocent.
July 9, 2025 at 11:15 AM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
She found a sunshine to relax in! We're through January and the sun is returning at last!
A soft black-and-white cat is reclining on top of a couch cushion in a block of sunlight so bright it's turned her black fur chocolate brown.
February 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
These girls make me feel like such a villain for not being able to fast forward time to dinner
A fluffy white-and-black cat is sitting next to a pair of water and food bowls. A soft black-and-white cat is sitting nearby on a stripey rug. Both are extremely round and staring very intensely at the photographer.
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Warm. Soft. Flopped. In her lane. Flourishing
A soft black-and-white cat is curled up on her side, fast asleep. One forepaw is extended, showing her teeny tiny toebeans. She's leaning against a fluffy dark blue hot water bottle.
January 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Too unwell to go out for New Year's, but that's alright. It's a stormy evening, perfect for being snuggled up warm. Bringing these two home is my favourite thing I've done in 2024 anyway <3
Two cats snuggled up and fast asleep on a duvet. The fluffy white-and-black one has her head propped up on top of the soft black-and-white one.
December 31, 2024 at 11:27 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Dainty littol paws...
A soft black-and-white cat standing on a colourful stripey rug, looking back over her shoulder. Her white forepaws are very small and dainty compared to the big round floof of her body and head.
December 17, 2024 at 8:28 AM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Smol... somft... roumd... for some reason choosing to sleep on the couch like this instead of any of her cushions or boxes or hides
A soft black-and-white cat is curled up on her front on a grey-blue couch, completely conked out.
December 12, 2024 at 5:56 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Gotta break her heart every morning when it's time to stop petting her and go to work...
A soft black-and-white cat is sitting on a lap, eyes big and round and ears up as she gets petted
December 3, 2024 at 10:57 AM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
A cold blooded killer
A fluffy white-and-black cat is lying on her sidevon a colourful stripey rug. She has her forepaws wrapped around a small brown toy monkey and is licking it fiercely.
December 2, 2024 at 10:54 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Other things that get me through invoicing: saying "it's so nice to work in an organisation so full of trans values" every so often
A screenshot of finance software. Transaction value has been shortened to "trans value"
December 2, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Little things that get me through processing invoices: screaming softly to myself whenever I get an invoice from our pharmaceutical provider
A company logo. The company is called A. A. H.
December 2, 2024 at 8:51 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Ohhhhhh it's tummy rub o'clock!!!
A fluffy white-and-black cat is lying on her back on a blue duvet, eyes closed, forepaws raised in a classic maneki neko pose while a hand rubs her tummy. The photographer refuses to comment on whether she stole a yukata from the Kyoto Traveller's Inn.
December 1, 2024 at 11:36 AM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Got just enough sunshine today to make Milly glow <3
A soft black-and-white cat is curled up in a perfect orb on a green-and-purple duvet. A sunbeam has turned some of her black fur chocolate brown
November 29, 2024 at 1:24 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
They had a slapfight over the soft cushion and for some reason I feel like neither of them is satisfied with the outcome
A soft black-and-white cat is lying on a purple polkadot cushion in front of a space heater designed to mimic a wood-burning stove. Despite her comfy loaf, her eyes are open and her ears are back a bit. A fluffy white-and-black cat is sitting upright on the rug behind her, chin up, ears back a bit, and pointedly not looking at her sister.
November 25, 2024 at 5:52 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Outside it's doing this ❄️ so inside we're doing this
A fluffy white-and-black cat is hugging a soft black-and-white as the both sleep on a green-and-purple duvet
November 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
chuthulhu.bsky.social
Not sure if she's grumpy bc her sister I'd using her as a pillow or because I stopped petting her for three consecutive seconds to take a pic
A soft black-and-white cat is lying on a green-and-purple duvet. The lower half of her face is mostly buried I duvet but her eyes are narrowed. A ball of white fluff, out of focus, is lying on her butt.
November 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
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Mylo is a barbarian, savage killer of catnip mousies that she is. Milly feels like a druid, very in tune with nature, especially when birds are at the feeder outside.
Two cats enjoying a Long Rest on a blue duvet. Tge fluffy white-and-black one is curled up into am orb while the soft black-and-white one is more of a loaf.
November 20, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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The reviews are in on putting the hammock in front of the fake fire space heater, and critics seem highly in favour
A soft black-and-white cat napping on a yellow blanket hammock set up in front of a space heater with lights to look like a log fire. One paw is dangling off the side of the hammock. A fluffy white-and-black cat snoozing on the same hammock, this tome facing the camer, forepaws crossed and half lying on a stuffed toy monkey from the Wickerman ride at Alton Towers
November 18, 2024 at 6:10 PM