@churlytemple.bsky.social
There was that season of Dexter...
December 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
There was that season of Dexter...
How tone-deaf
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How tone-deaf
It's easier to follow the action from the cheap seats!
December 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It's easier to follow the action from the cheap seats!
Listen, I like Dredge as much as the next guy, but...
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Listen, I like Dredge as much as the next guy, but...
Watched this 3 or 4 times. It's my all-time favorite tv show
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Watched this 3 or 4 times. It's my all-time favorite tv show
Terry Folds? I know that guy
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Terry Folds? I know that guy
Dude you do *not* want to have to express your couch's anal glands
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Dude you do *not* want to have to express your couch's anal glands
I sought the serif
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I sought the serif
So that's what took 41 minutes
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So that's what took 41 minutes
Fellow Aldi shopper, I see
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Fellow Aldi shopper, I see
What a struggle!
December 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
What a struggle!
No pressure
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
No pressure
Do you think this is a GAME?!
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Do you think this is a GAME?!
I think I've turned a corner. I beat up some kids today, but it was for a good reason
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I think I've turned a corner. I beat up some kids today, but it was for a good reason
Slurp that juice
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Slurp that juice
Ay, ca-roomba
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ay, ca-roomba
I always tell my wife I'll "count" liquid as it's pouring
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I always tell my wife I'll "count" liquid as it's pouring
Can't watch on account of my inflation fetish
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Can't watch on account of my inflation fetish
You'll never catch me, copper!
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You'll never catch me, copper!
I was overdrafted in the war on poverty
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I was overdrafted in the war on poverty
Did your haters become your waiters?
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Did your haters become your waiters?
I am absolutely CACKLING
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I am absolutely CACKLING
This is so, so mean
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
This is so, so mean