Kerry
@chunkygherkins.bsky.social
🖤Scottish🖤
🖤Spooky🖤
🖤Mum of 4 and a bonus kid🖤
🖤Taken🖤
🖤MCFC🖤
🖤Donut Connoisseur🖤
🖤Spooky🖤
🖤Mum of 4 and a bonus kid🖤
🖤Taken🖤
🖤MCFC🖤
🖤Donut Connoisseur🖤
When my neighbour got murdered the police asked if I’d heard anything…
Like I live next to 4 pubs, two of which do karaoke, I heard a lot but someone being beaten to death with a hammer? No can’t say I heard that.
Like I live next to 4 pubs, two of which do karaoke, I heard a lot but someone being beaten to death with a hammer? No can’t say I heard that.
April 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When my neighbour got murdered the police asked if I’d heard anything…
Like I live next to 4 pubs, two of which do karaoke, I heard a lot but someone being beaten to death with a hammer? No can’t say I heard that.
Like I live next to 4 pubs, two of which do karaoke, I heard a lot but someone being beaten to death with a hammer? No can’t say I heard that.
“I’m 5ft 8 and get rejected a lot for being short”
Me at 5ft 0 thinking that’s tall as fuck
Me at 5ft 0 thinking that’s tall as fuck
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February 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“I’m 5ft 8 and get rejected a lot for being short”
Me at 5ft 0 thinking that’s tall as fuck
Me at 5ft 0 thinking that’s tall as fuck
My baby when he gets put down between the hours of 10pm and 4am
February 7, 2025 at 10:22 AM
My baby when he gets put down between the hours of 10pm and 4am
Guess Arsenal should have stayed humble
February 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Guess Arsenal should have stayed humble
C Section went well but I needed diamorphine too due to scar damage so needed a little extra care. But I’m up and walking around and desperately looking forward to sleep and red bull.
February 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
C Section went well but I needed diamorphine too due to scar damage so needed a little extra care. But I’m up and walking around and desperately looking forward to sleep and red bull.
Baby boy is here!
His oxygen was low so he needed a bit of help and I didn’t get skin to skin contact for AGES.
But now he’s eating well, sleeping well and very much doesn’t like to be bothered too much which is really getting in the way of cuddles but it’s fine.
His oxygen was low so he needed a bit of help and I didn’t get skin to skin contact for AGES.
But now he’s eating well, sleeping well and very much doesn’t like to be bothered too much which is really getting in the way of cuddles but it’s fine.
February 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Baby boy is here!
His oxygen was low so he needed a bit of help and I didn’t get skin to skin contact for AGES.
But now he’s eating well, sleeping well and very much doesn’t like to be bothered too much which is really getting in the way of cuddles but it’s fine.
His oxygen was low so he needed a bit of help and I didn’t get skin to skin contact for AGES.
But now he’s eating well, sleeping well and very much doesn’t like to be bothered too much which is really getting in the way of cuddles but it’s fine.
I’ve been watching the show From and I fucking love it.
I gotta finish it before I go into labour though or I will be PISSED.
I gotta finish it before I go into labour though or I will be PISSED.
January 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I’ve been watching the show From and I fucking love it.
I gotta finish it before I go into labour though or I will be PISSED.
I gotta finish it before I go into labour though or I will be PISSED.
Ozzy wanted an early nap and I took him knowing full well he’s only going upstairs to play in a different room.
But at least I’ll get to eat without having to share.
But at least I’ll get to eat without having to share.
January 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Ozzy wanted an early nap and I took him knowing full well he’s only going upstairs to play in a different room.
But at least I’ll get to eat without having to share.
But at least I’ll get to eat without having to share.
Days away from giving birth, you know what this means?
Days away from a nice cold red bull 😍
Days away from a nice cold red bull 😍
January 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Days away from giving birth, you know what this means?
Days away from a nice cold red bull 😍
Days away from a nice cold red bull 😍
Trump has pulled out of the World Health Organisation and now it’s gotten too sad to make fun of Americans.
Now it feels like picking on the kid with mental disabilities in school.
Now it feels like picking on the kid with mental disabilities in school.
January 21, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Trump has pulled out of the World Health Organisation and now it’s gotten too sad to make fun of Americans.
Now it feels like picking on the kid with mental disabilities in school.
Now it feels like picking on the kid with mental disabilities in school.
My toddler is allergic to some baby wipes so we gotta use the expensive ones.
Well he currently loves opening the wipes and just leaving them to dry out, hidden somewhere in the living room 🙃
Well he currently loves opening the wipes and just leaving them to dry out, hidden somewhere in the living room 🙃
January 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
My toddler is allergic to some baby wipes so we gotta use the expensive ones.
Well he currently loves opening the wipes and just leaving them to dry out, hidden somewhere in the living room 🙃
Well he currently loves opening the wipes and just leaving them to dry out, hidden somewhere in the living room 🙃
“Babe are you in labour?”
Me - No?
“I smell new baby, are you sure”
WHAT
Me - No?
“I smell new baby, are you sure”
WHAT
January 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
“Babe are you in labour?”
Me - No?
“I smell new baby, are you sure”
WHAT
Me - No?
“I smell new baby, are you sure”
WHAT
You wouldn’t find 1000 women lining up to have sex with any man.
Just saying.
Just saying.
January 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
You wouldn’t find 1000 women lining up to have sex with any man.
Just saying.
Just saying.
“I’m from the US living in Europe and I have to homeschool my children bc there’s no security at schools!”
We don’t need security at schools here…
“What if someone just walks in?!”
They can’t get access to anything other than reception… the school is locked
We don’t need security at schools here…
“What if someone just walks in?!”
They can’t get access to anything other than reception… the school is locked
January 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
“I’m from the US living in Europe and I have to homeschool my children bc there’s no security at schools!”
We don’t need security at schools here…
“What if someone just walks in?!”
They can’t get access to anything other than reception… the school is locked
We don’t need security at schools here…
“What if someone just walks in?!”
They can’t get access to anything other than reception… the school is locked
Got new daytime pyjamas 🥰
January 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Got new daytime pyjamas 🥰
“Explosive device found at harbour”
I live beside the harbour so ima need more details
I live beside the harbour so ima need more details
January 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“Explosive device found at harbour”
I live beside the harbour so ima need more details
I live beside the harbour so ima need more details
Today I joked about checking my man’s web browser for weird porn and he instantly handed his phone over to me and was like “go for it babe, look at whatever you want”.
And like if your man isn’t that open with his phone you should really have questions.
And like if your man isn’t that open with his phone you should really have questions.
January 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Today I joked about checking my man’s web browser for weird porn and he instantly handed his phone over to me and was like “go for it babe, look at whatever you want”.
And like if your man isn’t that open with his phone you should really have questions.
And like if your man isn’t that open with his phone you should really have questions.
Don’t want us having kids we can’t afford.
Don’t want to make it affordable to have them.
But also doing research on how to use brain dead women as surrogates to raise birth rates.
Idk, suck my dick maybe?
Don’t want to make it affordable to have them.
But also doing research on how to use brain dead women as surrogates to raise birth rates.
Idk, suck my dick maybe?
January 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Don’t want us having kids we can’t afford.
Don’t want to make it affordable to have them.
But also doing research on how to use brain dead women as surrogates to raise birth rates.
Idk, suck my dick maybe?
Don’t want to make it affordable to have them.
But also doing research on how to use brain dead women as surrogates to raise birth rates.
Idk, suck my dick maybe?
It’s 2025 and I still can’t find a robot vacuum that works on 5Ghz wifi.
The Jetsons would be ashamed.
The Jetsons would be ashamed.
January 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM
It’s 2025 and I still can’t find a robot vacuum that works on 5Ghz wifi.
The Jetsons would be ashamed.
The Jetsons would be ashamed.
The unborn one is currently sitting on my pelvic bone and I can’t stand up straight.
Walking around the house at a 90 degree angle.
Pregnancy is so beautiful 🥰
Walking around the house at a 90 degree angle.
Pregnancy is so beautiful 🥰
January 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The unborn one is currently sitting on my pelvic bone and I can’t stand up straight.
Walking around the house at a 90 degree angle.
Pregnancy is so beautiful 🥰
Walking around the house at a 90 degree angle.
Pregnancy is so beautiful 🥰
I was so confident about my choice in my MomCozy baby carrier but now I’m seeing it all over TikTok shop and suddenly I’m not so comfy with my choices anymore.
January 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I was so confident about my choice in my MomCozy baby carrier but now I’m seeing it all over TikTok shop and suddenly I’m not so comfy with my choices anymore.
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*Sees one snowflake fall from the sly*
Me - BABE ITS SNOWING! THERES SNOW! SNOW IS FALLING FROM THE SKY! WHERES MY BLANKET?! Oh it’s already stopping.
Me - BABE ITS SNOWING! THERES SNOW! SNOW IS FALLING FROM THE SKY! WHERES MY BLANKET?! Oh it’s already stopping.
January 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
*Sees one snowflake fall from the sly*
Me - BABE ITS SNOWING! THERES SNOW! SNOW IS FALLING FROM THE SKY! WHERES MY BLANKET?! Oh it’s already stopping.
Me - BABE ITS SNOWING! THERES SNOW! SNOW IS FALLING FROM THE SKY! WHERES MY BLANKET?! Oh it’s already stopping.
29 days until my baby boy is born!
Also elective c sections are fantastic for planning childcare for older kids bc they’re all gonna be away for the weekend.
Also elective c sections are fantastic for planning childcare for older kids bc they’re all gonna be away for the weekend.
January 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
29 days until my baby boy is born!
Also elective c sections are fantastic for planning childcare for older kids bc they’re all gonna be away for the weekend.
Also elective c sections are fantastic for planning childcare for older kids bc they’re all gonna be away for the weekend.
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Toxic positivity is real, and it's spectacularly annoying. It's okay to feel crappy about things sometimes, and it's okay to vent about it. The key is not to *live* there.
January 1, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Toxic positivity is real, and it's spectacularly annoying. It's okay to feel crappy about things sometimes, and it's okay to vent about it. The key is not to *live* there.