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@amandaknox.com okaaay ‘manda with your ingenue ass. Also I’m so sorry that happened. Fuck provincial ass law enforcement, but slay bitch.
August 31, 2025 at 6:27 AM
@amandaknox.com okaaay ‘manda with your ingenue ass. Also I’m so sorry that happened. Fuck provincial ass law enforcement, but slay bitch.
Welp. Lisa Murkowski shouldn’t have another peaceful meal in her life again.
July 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Welp. Lisa Murkowski shouldn’t have another peaceful meal in her life again.
Republicans mad that trans woman won bingo at retirement community: said house speaker, “we have to worry about old women too, because we are secretly gay.”
June 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Republicans mad that trans woman won bingo at retirement community: said house speaker, “we have to worry about old women too, because we are secretly gay.”
I don’t write songs because I’m afraid Kelly Clarkson is going to cover it at some point and prove I’m a talentless loser.
June 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I don’t write songs because I’m afraid Kelly Clarkson is going to cover it at some point and prove I’m a talentless loser.
If aliens decided to waste their time and came to earth and met Katy Perry in our lower orbit… honestly, yeah; that’s about right. What? They’re gonna land in the desert in Nevada and grab three 38 year olds all named Kevin for a “dude’s weekend” in Vegas? Face it. We’re all trash.
April 20, 2025 at 5:07 AM
If aliens decided to waste their time and came to earth and met Katy Perry in our lower orbit… honestly, yeah; that’s about right. What? They’re gonna land in the desert in Nevada and grab three 38 year olds all named Kevin for a “dude’s weekend” in Vegas? Face it. We’re all trash.
While, “How Will I Know,” by Whitney Houston is an all-time great song; ultimately, it is so linked thematically and textually to 1963’s “The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s in his Kiss),” that regrettably it does have to face serious allegations of being somewhat derivative.
April 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
While, “How Will I Know,” by Whitney Houston is an all-time great song; ultimately, it is so linked thematically and textually to 1963’s “The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s in his Kiss),” that regrettably it does have to face serious allegations of being somewhat derivative.
I may be a ho. At some point. But I’ll never be the ho that screams, “get in the hole!” On the tee shot of a par five. Have some respect for yourself.
April 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I may be a ho. At some point. But I’ll never be the ho that screams, “get in the hole!” On the tee shot of a par five. Have some respect for yourself.
Everyone know that if you wanna score with kids from Missouri, no is better than Drake.
March 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Everyone know that if you wanna score with kids from Missouri, no is better than Drake.
Getting repeatedly kicked in the dick, but getting up every time crying and dancing to fight song. That’s the dream.
March 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Getting repeatedly kicked in the dick, but getting up every time crying and dancing to fight song. That’s the dream.
This ain’t it friend. This won’t save you.
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This ain’t it friend. This won’t save you.
@connolly.house.gov call Elon to the floor. Let us know where he’ll be. Do something you old fuck.
February 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
@connolly.house.gov call Elon to the floor. Let us know where he’ll be. Do something you old fuck.
***SHOCKING*** AOC tweeted “A lot of our hockey players hated America and didn’t behave well during the tournament. Maga = failure. Way to go boys, the US is going to hell” terrible.
February 21, 2025 at 5:48 AM
***SHOCKING*** AOC tweeted “A lot of our hockey players hated America and didn’t behave well during the tournament. Maga = failure. Way to go boys, the US is going to hell” terrible.
J.R.R. Tolkien was a time traveling freak. He was trying to get Rohan to give him a blow-Han from Lohan.
February 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
J.R.R. Tolkien was a time traveling freak. He was trying to get Rohan to give him a blow-Han from Lohan.
More like the tortured punters department. Ammirite?
February 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
More like the tortured punters department. Ammirite?
If U and I started a strip club it should be called diphthong.
February 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If U and I started a strip club it should be called diphthong.
Gremlins. Tag yourself. That’s me.
January 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Gremlins. Tag yourself. That’s me.
The world is burning and dorks are holding the matches. Bullying is bad; but fuck. It isn’t as bad as this.
January 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The world is burning and dorks are holding the matches. Bullying is bad; but fuck. It isn’t as bad as this.
Say what you will about the Greeks; and I will because I’m an adult, but they got it right. There should be someone right beside Elon just roasting his ass. “You ran every family away because you’re an asshole. Your penis is weird.” Shit like that.
January 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Say what you will about the Greeks; and I will because I’m an adult, but they got it right. There should be someone right beside Elon just roasting his ass. “You ran every family away because you’re an asshole. Your penis is weird.” Shit like that.
The most realistic scene in any movie ever… a 🧵
December 25, 2024 at 6:22 AM
The most realistic scene in any movie ever… a 🧵
Clarance Thomas at 10572 Clifton Ave demands that billionaires money isn’t real in the eyes of the irs. Unless it’s paying for his new boat.
December 24, 2024 at 6:43 AM
Clarance Thomas at 10572 Clifton Ave demands that billionaires money isn’t real in the eyes of the irs. Unless it’s paying for his new boat.
If Christmas carols have taught me anything, it’s that if you’re going to cook a holy infant you have to go tender and mild. Too many spices will ruin the meat.
December 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
If Christmas carols have taught me anything, it’s that if you’re going to cook a holy infant you have to go tender and mild. Too many spices will ruin the meat.
Sacco and Vanzetti walked so Luigi Mangione could Citibike.
December 9, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Sacco and Vanzetti walked so Luigi Mangione could Citibike.
God damn it. It’s a milkshake duck. Of course he wasn’t some leftist crusader.
December 9, 2024 at 7:25 PM
God damn it. It’s a milkshake duck. Of course he wasn’t some leftist crusader.