Oh are they now?

She looks very sweet and scrungly IMO

Arrrr when I gaze into ye eyes it be as if I seein me own lost true self gazin back at me. Curse me name if we ain't soulmateys you and I. (Spoken to a parrot of course)

According to 23&me I have the weird gene but dammit I still love the shit. I'm also supposed to dislike bitter flavors like black tea or red wine but that's all I drink. No gods no masters!

Really more in keeping with the traditions of the "first thanksgiving"

Getting Consider Phlebas vibes here

Balls: quail eggs
Epididymal cysts: goose eggs

Oh uhhh right. I'm not dumb I promise. (I might actually be just a little bit dumb it turns out)

Is anyone gonna tell us what it does mean?

Simple? Heat some oil in a wok, add garlic, ginger, white parts of green onion, low ish heat for a bit, add the veg and cook but don't overcook, add splash of soy sauce and splash of pickled chili paste. Garnish with green part of green onion.

Had to look for examples; gotta say I'm surprised I don't hate it.

And who can forget everyone wanting a rock to wind a piece of string around!

I tried this and now I have a meeting with HR. I am guessing they want to talk about sharing my productivity strategies with the rest of the staff.

Try powdered Tang dissolved in Everclear.