Christopher Campbell
@chumbler.bsky.social
Globe-trotting adventurer, gentleman scoundrel, lifestyle guru, rocket surgeon & spelling bee runner-up.
I like tacos.
I like tacos.
You’ll shoot your eye out
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You’ll shoot your eye out
Well, you’re in your late 70s so not long now. Couple years and you’ll have all the 80 year-olds you can handle.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Well, you’re in your late 70s so not long now. Couple years and you’ll have all the 80 year-olds you can handle.
Ask the real question…
Is Die Hard a Die Hard movie?
Is Die Hard a Die Hard movie?
December 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ask the real question…
Is Die Hard a Die Hard movie?
Is Die Hard a Die Hard movie?
It’s 4AM Timberly. Go to bed.
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
It’s 4AM Timberly. Go to bed.
You’ve been LL Beaned.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You’ve been LL Beaned.
From the makers of The Flash!
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
From the makers of The Flash!
Why lie? Just admit you’re prepping an upside-down PEZ.
November 6, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Why lie? Just admit you’re prepping an upside-down PEZ.
Nah. I’m always checking it for your status.
November 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Nah. I’m always checking it for your status.
If the next guy doesn’t immediately tear it down and restore the White House what the fuck is happening?
Also they should immediately seize all ill-gotten assets accumulated during the presidency to pay for all of it.
Also they should immediately seize all ill-gotten assets accumulated during the presidency to pay for all of it.
October 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
If the next guy doesn’t immediately tear it down and restore the White House what the fuck is happening?
Also they should immediately seize all ill-gotten assets accumulated during the presidency to pay for all of it.
Also they should immediately seize all ill-gotten assets accumulated during the presidency to pay for all of it.
Is the “of” typo one of them?
September 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Is the “of” typo one of them?