My wife and I met on an AOL chatroom called Vampires Online back in 1995.

We get the weirdest looks when we tell people that.

You bring me fresh baked bread.. yer good

Up and grouchy about it.

Slavery is illegal and I don't think selling people based on their preferred sexual position is... Wait. Oh Wait! I re-read it and nevermind. THOSE tops and bottoms are fine to sell.

:: clears throat ::

Please.. continue...

Absolutely, and totally re-watchable every decade or so to see how much we listened to the warnings.

It is awesome. I love David Strathairn in it. Sooooo good.

I am convinced Linux is a fake system and was made up for Jurassic Park. People that suggest it are just trolling the world.

We made it our base of operations. It is so nicely situated between most of the other towns and we indeed went back to it over and over between quests

It will be hacked by January 2025

I love Vallaki. Wonderful town. We stayed there longer than any other.

mmmmm sky pirates

I was about to say we need more cookies on the internet, then I remembered.. oh wait... That reminds me, I need to clear my cache

From now on, the proper response to someone being annoying, trolling, or responding to you in such a way is, "Have a cookie".