So a bloke who owns one t-shirt, and noshes off a wannabe dicator who thinks two Christmas presents for kids is plenty, thinks the average American has fewer than three friends. Meanwhile, his new orange friend has more autocrats than that on speed dial.

Leave @isobeloakeshitt.bsky.social out of this.

Every accusation is a confession and we do have the thai cave incident as confirmation. Safe to say Herr Plugs approves.

The plan wasn't for her to come back, surely?

Elmo's rockets are as wonky as his penis.

This is not the brexit we voted for.

This is why it's important to massage his ego and try to isolate him from the truly evil people trying to pull his strings. Love or hate him he did not appoint russian assets, cranks and maga grifters to run these departments first time around. It's only now with a certain bald nazi showed up.

The only option. Aside from those wins it also probably pissed off the bald nazi which is another win. Driving a wedge between the two is the way to go.

Beavis and Butthead movie

Less rapey

😂