Pip&Tux

Gretel says hello

Sometimes, I like to pretend there’s a little something on one of my pets, like something stuck in their fur, so I can fuss over it for a bit and then let them know I’ve eventually solved it. All involved seem to enjoy it. Give it a try!

Fine, Gremlins is a Christmas movie. But it didn’t have to be. People just need to follow the fucking rules…

I’m not sure we are properly discussing Luigi’s love of Carly Rae Jepsen’s discography.