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Chuck Schick
@chuckschick96.bsky.social
Law clerk for the Honorable Judge Elihu Smails.

I woke up feeling the cheesiest, Coach!
I’m also a football dromedary storing up for the long journey until next season. This is about survival.
January 1, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Thank you for sharing this. I didn’t realize I needed it; I will hold onto these words of hope.
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
“He’ll be cryin’ himself tae sleep tonight on his huge pilla.”
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Heed! Pants! Now!
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
No shame, the Costco pre-marinated stuff is good! Pappy’s is a great option if/when you do the seasoning yourself. Just cake it on and let sit on a metal rack in the fridge overnight. Can’t wait to hear what you learn from your friend - can’t argue with her credentials!
December 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
December 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I could never say no.
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last night was stupid rain.
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Biscuits and sausage gravy from the Lee-Hi truck stop on Lee Hwy.
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I wish they had played this when I saw them at the Circle Tavern in Brigantine, NJ in the mid-90s.
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It’s the shades that complete the look.
December 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can smell this picture.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I, too, am a stadium raccoon.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
45-60 mi from Falls Church, VA to Rockville, MD for 3 years made me contemplate vehicular manslaughter on a daily basis. My current reverse 45 min East Bay to Central Valley daily commute is a breeze.
November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
3-Pound Pork Butt is a solid band name.
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I’m going to hear “The previous play is under review” in my sleep.
October 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
But it’s the Pepsi t-shirt toss!!!
October 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Don’t forget your goat leggings!
October 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Then the off-putting color of scrapple won’t bother you. You’re lucky.
October 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Scrapple. The final boss of breakfast meats.
October 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And the gray breakfast meat.
October 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is an ELITE hat. Must have.

I now live in CA and still have to correct myself from “MAC” to “ATM.”
September 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My first team is the Hanshin Tigers for my homestay father and my second is the Chunichi Dragons for when I lived in Nagoya (and Mr. Baseball of course!)
July 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Brigantine was my happy place growing up.
July 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM