@chuckroasted.bsky.social
Vote your conscience, if you have one.
Playing dirty licks clean.
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Playing dirty licks clean.
I bet your toilet water rotates counter clockwise.
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I bet your toilet water rotates counter clockwise.
So, you’re a bread squeezer?
Now I gotta eat smushed bread.
Hate to follow you into the avocado aisle.
Now I gotta eat smushed bread.
Hate to follow you into the avocado aisle.
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So, you’re a bread squeezer?
Now I gotta eat smushed bread.
Hate to follow you into the avocado aisle.
Now I gotta eat smushed bread.
Hate to follow you into the avocado aisle.
Naps are bad. Mccckay.
a cartoon of a man peeking out from behind a bookshelf with a south park sign on the wall behind him
ALT: a cartoon of a man peeking out from behind a bookshelf with a south park sign on the wall behind him
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December 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Naps are bad. Mccckay.
The number of seemingly impossibilities in just these two sentences has flummoxed me.
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The number of seemingly impossibilities in just these two sentences has flummoxed me.
On a Rueben?
December 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
On a Rueben?
And then they put it in Reverse
a group of people are dancing on a sidewalk in front of a building .
ALT: a group of people are dancing on a sidewalk in front of a building .
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December 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
And then they put it in Reverse
…while doing the twist.
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room in front of a wall .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room in front of a wall .
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December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
…while doing the twist.
“Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”-Albert Einstein
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Two things are infinite: the universe and stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”-Albert Einstein
My point exactly.
December 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My point exactly.
In his latest cabinet meeting, Trump said affordability “doesn’t mean anything.”
That’s a memorable sentiment.
That’s a memorable sentiment.
December 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
In his latest cabinet meeting, Trump said affordability “doesn’t mean anything.”
That’s a memorable sentiment.
That’s a memorable sentiment.
An aristocrat.
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
An aristocrat.
Woke up with fleas and can’t understand how.
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Woke up with fleas and can’t understand how.
Rhymes with…
a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a baseball cap .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a baseball cap .
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December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Rhymes with…
Have drone, push button.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Have drone, push button.
These kids
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
These kids
Did you notice my first sentence? Guess not.
December 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Did you notice my first sentence? Guess not.
Bullies gonna bully. How frequently do courts or authorities step in? Raise a stink about it and get justice? In this atmosphere you’re more likely to get piled on by the straw brained, internet brawlers.
December 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Bullies gonna bully. How frequently do courts or authorities step in? Raise a stink about it and get justice? In this atmosphere you’re more likely to get piled on by the straw brained, internet brawlers.
Just guessing here. It’s like a big stack poker player trying to overbet the pot, bluffing the little stack out of the hand. It’s one way to play the game.
Sure she can sue; but how long will it take and what results are guaranteed?
Sure she can sue; but how long will it take and what results are guaranteed?
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Just guessing here. It’s like a big stack poker player trying to overbet the pot, bluffing the little stack out of the hand. It’s one way to play the game.
Sure she can sue; but how long will it take and what results are guaranteed?
Sure she can sue; but how long will it take and what results are guaranteed?
Attention Sam’s shoppers…we have a lost soul.
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Attention Sam’s shoppers…we have a lost soul.
Parcheesi knows baseball
December 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Parcheesi knows baseball