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Anyone see the new David Blaine special yet? They advertise it as him doing crazy stunts and you watch it and it's mostly him petting and kissing snakes and hitting on women. And when he's pressed on it he's like, Oh I hurt my arm.
March 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Anyone see the new David Blaine special yet? They advertise it as him doing crazy stunts and you watch it and it's mostly him petting and kissing snakes and hitting on women. And when he's pressed on it he's like, Oh I hurt my arm.
Nobody says 'Don't forget to breathe' anymore.
March 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Nobody says 'Don't forget to breathe' anymore.
Archeologists have discovered that 'Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy' were simply just an early form of tweets.
March 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Archeologists have discovered that 'Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy' were simply just an early form of tweets.
Two days away from Trump announcing he's taking over SNL after Lorne Michael's retires.
February 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Two days away from Trump announcing he's taking over SNL after Lorne Michael's retires.
I also appear to be naked under my fur coat.
February 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I also appear to be naked under my fur coat.
I'm not worried cuz I read enough comic books to know that the good guys always win in the end. It might take 12 issues, but they will.
January 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm not worried cuz I read enough comic books to know that the good guys always win in the end. It might take 12 issues, but they will.
I didn't watch, did the crowd cheer when Musk gave that Nazi salute?
January 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I didn't watch, did the crowd cheer when Musk gave that Nazi salute?
The Black Dog Runs at Night
January 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Black Dog Runs at Night
I couldn't name the other Pet Shop Boy if you put a gun to my head.
January 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I couldn't name the other Pet Shop Boy if you put a gun to my head.
Best movies I saw in 2024: Love Lies Bleeding, and Strange Darling. Worst movie ? Longlegs. No idea why anyone likes that derivative nonsense.
December 29, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Best movies I saw in 2024: Love Lies Bleeding, and Strange Darling. Worst movie ? Longlegs. No idea why anyone likes that derivative nonsense.
Don't know how I didn't know Joel Grey was Jennifer Grey's father, but Mickey Katz is her grandfather???
December 21, 2024 at 11:10 PM
Don't know how I didn't know Joel Grey was Jennifer Grey's father, but Mickey Katz is her grandfather???
'Where do you get off???' is such a weird way to express indignation.
December 21, 2024 at 9:12 PM
'Where do you get off???' is such a weird way to express indignation.
What was the last really great pop song about being paranoid?
December 21, 2024 at 7:17 PM
What was the last really great pop song about being paranoid?
The worst thing about The Muppet Show is getting 'Comedy Tonight' stuck in your head.
December 21, 2024 at 3:07 AM
The worst thing about The Muppet Show is getting 'Comedy Tonight' stuck in your head.
Christmas? Coming. The goose? Getting fat. Putting a penny in an old man's hat? Priceless.
December 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Christmas? Coming. The goose? Getting fat. Putting a penny in an old man's hat? Priceless.
Camera cuts to a Giants fan in the crowd. He has a paper bag over his head. Written on it are the words 'We suck' with a sad face drawn under them. He is my spirit guide.
December 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Camera cuts to a Giants fan in the crowd. He has a paper bag over his head. Written on it are the words 'We suck' with a sad face drawn under them. He is my spirit guide.
Jumping on the Grizzlies bandwagon. Impressive as Hell lately!
December 10, 2024 at 5:30 AM
Jumping on the Grizzlies bandwagon. Impressive as Hell lately!
Dinner is stuffed mushrooms, kale, green beans, mashed potatoes, gravy, roast cauliflower, homemade cranberry sauce, stuffing, Field Roast vegetarian roast, sweet potato pie!
November 28, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Dinner is stuffed mushrooms, kale, green beans, mashed potatoes, gravy, roast cauliflower, homemade cranberry sauce, stuffing, Field Roast vegetarian roast, sweet potato pie!
Holding space for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 27, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Holding space for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Right Said Fred reunion.
November 26, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Right Said Fred reunion.
Spending #Thanksgiving being thankful that Pete Davidson isn't as ubiquitous as he was just a year ago. What was that all about?
November 25, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Spending #Thanksgiving being thankful that Pete Davidson isn't as ubiquitous as he was just a year ago. What was that all about?
Song-Poems are needed!
November 24, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Song-Poems are needed!
Cavs v Celtics! This is gonna be great!
November 19, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Cavs v Celtics! This is gonna be great!
Did not know that in the middle of Death Valley there's an inn called The Oasis in Death Valley since 1927 and it's absolutely beautiful. Google it.
November 19, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Did not know that in the middle of Death Valley there's an inn called The Oasis in Death Valley since 1927 and it's absolutely beautiful. Google it.