Chucklebutte
@chucklebutte.bsky.social
Unhinged Human. Facts and shit.
Paid spokesperson for George Soros.
Paid spokesperson for George Soros.
I haven’t shit in 7 months. Dang.
February 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I haven’t shit in 7 months. Dang.
My farts are smelling all wrong like if a rat and a piece of broccoli had babies and those babies died. It smells like that.
June 16, 2024 at 10:12 AM
My farts are smelling all wrong like if a rat and a piece of broccoli had babies and those babies died. It smells like that.
My foreskin is starting to grow back. Nature is healing
May 1, 2024 at 7:38 PM
My foreskin is starting to grow back. Nature is healing
Just because I’m a sociopath doesn’t mean I don’t have a moral compass
April 12, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Just because I’m a sociopath doesn’t mean I don’t have a moral compass
I sounded with salt last night. Exhilarating for sure.
March 8, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I sounded with salt last night. Exhilarating for sure.
I love rice cakes. It’s like edible styrofoam
March 6, 2024 at 6:40 AM
I love rice cakes. It’s like edible styrofoam
Remember. The biggest poop out is the biggest penis in.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
January 7, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Remember. The biggest poop out is the biggest penis in.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I’m just gonna goon out this whole year and edge every day till New Year’s Eve and when the ball drops I’ll unload my massive reserves and dump a 12 pound load of cum everywhere
January 2, 2024 at 8:04 AM
I’m just gonna goon out this whole year and edge every day till New Year’s Eve and when the ball drops I’ll unload my massive reserves and dump a 12 pound load of cum everywhere
I ate some food today
December 26, 2023 at 3:28 AM
I ate some food today
I’m not cocky but there are some things that are just facts.
I always pick the best greeting card on first pick.
I’ll never stall a manual car.
And never introduce me to your mom, she’ll like more than you’ll be comfortable with 😉
I always pick the best greeting card on first pick.
I’ll never stall a manual car.
And never introduce me to your mom, she’ll like more than you’ll be comfortable with 😉
December 24, 2023 at 5:58 AM
I’m not cocky but there are some things that are just facts.
I always pick the best greeting card on first pick.
I’ll never stall a manual car.
And never introduce me to your mom, she’ll like more than you’ll be comfortable with 😉
I always pick the best greeting card on first pick.
I’ll never stall a manual car.
And never introduce me to your mom, she’ll like more than you’ll be comfortable with 😉
There’s too many moons now.
December 21, 2023 at 7:13 AM
There’s too many moons now.
I’m real big on the lmao right now.
December 18, 2023 at 2:34 AM
I’m real big on the lmao right now.
There are too many damn moons now what the hell?
November 28, 2023 at 5:29 AM
There are too many damn moons now what the hell?
Let me fill your ass with Diet Coke and Mentos
November 20, 2023 at 5:02 AM
Let me fill your ass with Diet Coke and Mentos
My life would be a whole lot easier without nipples.
November 19, 2023 at 9:13 PM
My life would be a whole lot easier without nipples.
My two toxic traits are proving all men are scumbags and wanting to sleep with your mom.
November 19, 2023 at 10:37 AM
My two toxic traits are proving all men are scumbags and wanting to sleep with your mom.
All I accomplished today was eat a cheeseburger and get high. Dang.
November 18, 2023 at 10:06 PM
All I accomplished today was eat a cheeseburger and get high. Dang.
My toxic trait is I want to sleep with your mom.
November 16, 2023 at 6:40 PM
My toxic trait is I want to sleep with your mom.
So hard to fight the urge lately to trim my teeth with finger nail clippers
November 16, 2023 at 8:26 AM
So hard to fight the urge lately to trim my teeth with finger nail clippers
Been doing my own dental work lately
November 15, 2023 at 4:23 AM
Been doing my own dental work lately
The pussy smelled like turkey flavored meow mix.
November 14, 2023 at 6:01 AM
The pussy smelled like turkey flavored meow mix.
I’m smoking zaza and hittin blinkers da fuck you mean?
November 13, 2023 at 5:35 AM
I’m smoking zaza and hittin blinkers da fuck you mean?
Wish I had someone to rub the fart out of my belly.
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM
Wish I had someone to rub the fart out of my belly.
If you take the time to change your emojis skin color to anything other than default I automatically assume you’re racist.
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM
If you take the time to change your emojis skin color to anything other than default I automatically assume you’re racist.
Cat chirps are so precious
November 10, 2023 at 9:27 AM
Cat chirps are so precious