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Chucklebutte
@chucklebutte.bsky.social
Unhinged Human. Facts and shit.
Paid spokesperson for George Soros.
I haven’t shit in 7 months. Dang.
February 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
My farts are smelling all wrong like if a rat and a piece of broccoli had babies and those babies died. It smells like that.
June 16, 2024 at 10:12 AM
My foreskin is starting to grow back. Nature is healing
May 1, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Just because I’m a sociopath doesn’t mean I don’t have a moral compass
April 12, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I sounded with salt last night. Exhilarating for sure.
March 8, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I love rice cakes. It’s like edible styrofoam
March 6, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Remember. The biggest poop out is the biggest penis in.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
January 7, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I’m just gonna goon out this whole year and edge every day till New Year’s Eve and when the ball drops I’ll unload my massive reserves and dump a 12 pound load of cum everywhere
January 2, 2024 at 8:04 AM
I ate some food today
December 26, 2023 at 3:28 AM
I’m not cocky but there are some things that are just facts.

I always pick the best greeting card on first pick.

I’ll never stall a manual car.

And never introduce me to your mom, she’ll like more than you’ll be comfortable with 😉
December 24, 2023 at 5:58 AM
There’s too many moons now.
December 21, 2023 at 7:13 AM
I’m real big on the lmao right now.
December 18, 2023 at 2:34 AM
There are too many damn moons now what the hell?
November 28, 2023 at 5:29 AM
Let me fill your ass with Diet Coke and Mentos
November 20, 2023 at 5:02 AM
My life would be a whole lot easier without nipples.
November 19, 2023 at 9:13 PM
My two toxic traits are proving all men are scumbags and wanting to sleep with your mom.
November 19, 2023 at 10:37 AM
All I accomplished today was eat a cheeseburger and get high. Dang.
November 18, 2023 at 10:06 PM
My toxic trait is I want to sleep with your mom.
November 16, 2023 at 6:40 PM
So hard to fight the urge lately to trim my teeth with finger nail clippers
November 16, 2023 at 8:26 AM
Been doing my own dental work lately
November 15, 2023 at 4:23 AM
The pussy smelled like turkey flavored meow mix.
November 14, 2023 at 6:01 AM
I’m smoking zaza and hittin blinkers da fuck you mean?
November 13, 2023 at 5:35 AM
Wish I had someone to rub the fart out of my belly.
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM
If you take the time to change your emojis skin color to anything other than default I automatically assume you’re racist.
November 11, 2023 at 6:49 AM
Cat chirps are so precious
November 10, 2023 at 9:27 AM