Yeah, the is exactly the angle I choose to approach this absolute fuckery from

Pictured: Congress Censuring Al Green, 2025.

So close

I think I have an idea

So, funnily enough, there already WAS a Gulf of America. It was named by a Siberian governor, after the ship he sailed through it, in the 19th century.

Its name was changed over 100 years later as part of a Soviet plan to erase the history of its acquired territories. It's now called Nakhodka.

And the there was that time a guy pretending to be wise tried to convince everyone that machines are better than people, put his white hands on every goddamn thing on the planet, and raised an army of emotionally stunted cannibalistic goons to wrest control of everything from everyone.

wha happen

yeah big chessball club energy

There was also that one time a known lifelong criminal - also an amoral businessman, coincidentally - manipulated his way into a position of power, then pardoned and deputized mobs of goons to wrest control of everything from everyone.

I'm starting to sense a pattern here.

Hey, remember when an amoral businessman sabotaged the world's largest aid group and took control of a global surveillance and paramilitary apparatus in order to wrest control of everything from everyone?

Whatever happened to that guy?

Hey, remember that time a bunch of Nazis weaponized Abrahamic religious concepts to wrest control of everything from everyone?

I wonder how that worked out.