Allie Cattanach
@chublife.bsky.social
I’m here! I’m queer! I enjoy professional wrestling!
Fashion and textile graduate.
Stay at home Mum.
Neurodivergent.
Trans rights are human rights.
(All Pronouns)
Fashion and textile graduate.
Stay at home Mum.
Neurodivergent.
Trans rights are human rights.
(All Pronouns)
Do you prefer Coke She-ro or Pepsi Snatch?
May 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Do you prefer Coke She-ro or Pepsi Snatch?
You kissed her with that lip tickler? That might be too bisexual.
May 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You kissed her with that lip tickler? That might be too bisexual.
She’s been on the slag sauce. The hoor juice. The tiddie tizer.
May 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
She’s been on the slag sauce. The hoor juice. The tiddie tizer.
Yeeeees!! I haven’t been forgetting. I’ve just had a mystery illness for weeks that is making some of my other health conditions flare up really badly 👌🏻
I’m officially well enough for lunch dates though, Mum took me out to Salty’s today.
I’m officially well enough for lunch dates though, Mum took me out to Salty’s today.
January 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Yeeeees!! I haven’t been forgetting. I’ve just had a mystery illness for weeks that is making some of my other health conditions flare up really badly 👌🏻
I’m officially well enough for lunch dates though, Mum took me out to Salty’s today.
I’m officially well enough for lunch dates though, Mum took me out to Salty’s today.
Mines hairier. What’s my prize?
January 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Mines hairier. What’s my prize?
Oh god, yeah. Nightmare zone!
December 30, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Oh god, yeah. Nightmare zone!
Let me know if you need help next time. I could bang out a very cool flame dye for you. 💕
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Let me know if you need help next time. I could bang out a very cool flame dye for you. 💕
Amazing! Well overdue a blether! I’m hype 😊
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Amazing! Well overdue a blether! I’m hype 😊
Accidental snub!!! I’m sorry 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Can we pretty please meet up
in the new year??
I will be free every weekday afternoon from the 6th!
(Clover starts nursery!)
Can we pretty please meet up
in the new year??
I will be free every weekday afternoon from the 6th!
(Clover starts nursery!)
December 22, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Accidental snub!!! I’m sorry 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
Can we pretty please meet up
in the new year??
I will be free every weekday afternoon from the 6th!
(Clover starts nursery!)
Can we pretty please meet up
in the new year??
I will be free every weekday afternoon from the 6th!
(Clover starts nursery!)
My kid was the queen of head butts. My Mum had to take adult literacy courses in her 40’s and I’m not convinced that it was just educational neglect. I think 3 kids head butted the knowledge out of her.
December 22, 2024 at 3:33 PM
My kid was the queen of head butts. My Mum had to take adult literacy courses in her 40’s and I’m not convinced that it was just educational neglect. I think 3 kids head butted the knowledge out of her.
I do pretty good for myself and I’ve probably been fatter than you since puberty. Which didn’t bless me quite as favourable in the tits dept as it did you. Let the ice cold ocean air blast that nonsense away!
December 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
I do pretty good for myself and I’ve probably been fatter than you since puberty. Which didn’t bless me quite as favourable in the tits dept as it did you. Let the ice cold ocean air blast that nonsense away!
I was just capped for biggest mess by Noa who’s Gran worse a white sweatshirt that she painted with chocolate.
December 17, 2024 at 6:56 PM
I was just capped for biggest mess by Noa who’s Gran worse a white sweatshirt that she painted with chocolate.
Came on yesterday. Today at toddler group I kicked over a cup of tea AND emptied a potty on the floor/my boots. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
December 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Came on yesterday. Today at toddler group I kicked over a cup of tea AND emptied a potty on the floor/my boots. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I’ll be crying when I put all your dropped items in my inventory. I swear.
December 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I’ll be crying when I put all your dropped items in my inventory. I swear.
Wanted to know what “Ultra Rosa” flavour was and …
December 13, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Wanted to know what “Ultra Rosa” flavour was and …
Pretty sure he doesn’t get to define that.
December 11, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Pretty sure he doesn’t get to define that.
This is succulence manifest!
December 8, 2024 at 2:51 PM
This is succulence manifest!
Baps that big? In this economy? There’d be a 7 year long waiting list.
November 19, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Baps that big? In this economy? There’d be a 7 year long waiting list.