Writers: yes, you are still a "real" writer if you
- have never published anything
- have no readers
- didn't write anything this month
- didn't write anything this year
- can't articulate words anymore
- can only float and mournfully wail
- were murdered ten years ago on this very spot

Want my wedding ring? Come and try to take it.

Dark ages #2 coming at ya!

Pick one carefully. .

It's hard being depressed while having to act all bubbly so you won't affect the people around you.