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look how they massacred my boy
A 2025 Lenovo ThinkPad X1 with Windows and Copilot keys
June 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
chrystaaa.bsky.social
no! no!!
April 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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tell me more about abiding by the law, matthew keys
Headline: Journalist Matthew Keys sentenced to 2 years in hacking case Headline: Vacaville Man Sentenced to 6 Months in prison for Again Violating a Former Employer’s Data
January 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
chrystaaa.bsky.social
even nordlinger, is, on here, now? lmaooo
National Review once opined, many years ago, that, every year, the Nobel Peace Prize should go ti the U.S. secretary of defense: The American military is the number-one guarantor of peace in the world. But maybe something like a Nobel freedom prize would be a more appropriate award for Reagan than a peace prize. –Jay Nordlinger
December 31, 2024 at 2:28 PM
chrystaaa.bsky.social
thats not a saab!!!
December 29, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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that's Deputy Assistant Press Secretary, thank you very much
He served as Deputy Assistant Press Secretary, working closely with influential figures such as Tony Snow and Dana Perino. While in the White House, Pete traveled extensively, including accompanying the President to visit 23 countries. His experiences aboard Air Force One and being present during the historic gathering of living presidents at the White House are among the many highlights of his time in the administration. A native of Schererville, Indiana, Pete pursued his education at the University of Arizona, earning a BA in Theatre Arts.
December 28, 2024 at 1:40 PM
chrystaaa.bsky.social
Guessing it was this?

Also, you asked for Jpg 😜
@brendanmay.bsky.social: The stupidest thing about the Biden pardon is that when Trump pardons the January 6th insurrectionists who attempted an actual coup on the US government, the Democrats will have precisely zero credibility in calling him out. It may be good parenting but its calamitous politics. Truly insane.
December 4, 2024 at 10:51 AM
chrystaaa.bsky.social
no it didn't
November 25, 2024 at 4:33 PM
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October 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
chrystaaa.bsky.social
fr fr its such a damn aesthetic

(old pic bc I need to re-buzz my head bad 🤯)
Chrysta showing its rad pink buzzcut from a couple months ago. The hair on top is dyed hot pink and about 1/2” (#4) long on top, just barely long enough to run your fingers through. Its sides are hard disconnected from the top and aren’t dyed, thus showing its natural dark brown/gray hair colour. They’re buzzed tight af to 1/8” (#1) for maximum fuzziness. The top of its collarbone is just visible near the bottom of the frame.
October 25, 2023 at 11:59 PM
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Sexy Shoulder Sunday 🖤
Photo of Chrysta’s back showing its left shoulder and upper body. Its left arm is raised with its hand grasping its tightly buzzed head.
October 2, 2023 at 12:15 AM
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Tummy and Titty Tuesday!!
Chrysta is sitting on a couch topless showing off their itty bitty titties and flopular tum
September 20, 2023 at 3:30 AM
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Quote skeet with you in glasses
A bald enby is wearing rose-coloured glasses, an orange floral blouse and a necklace with six orange flowers.
September 6, 2023 at 2:30 AM
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Alberta has this Pysanka (Ukranian Easter Egg) @darthbluesky.bsky.social
August 31, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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she ram my corpbussy till I stems
Photo of a the rear of a Ram Promaster City advertising "Corporate Business Systems" Because of the position of the door seam, the URL reads as corpbussy stems dot com.
August 11, 2023 at 10:24 PM