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chrysaora.bsky.social
chris xu
@chrysaora.bsky.social
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turnt tf up in the widening gyre
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docs.google.com/presentation...
Curtis Sliwa’s 4th wife: Nancy Regula (2018-Present)
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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This is an organization trusted by someone I trust who's providing on-the-ground aid to people in Negril and Kingston, two cities people will likely be sheltering in as they flee the direct path
"Dar Al Islam Jamaica is preparing to aid vulnerable communities as hurricane Melissa nears. Alhamdulillah we currently serve families through meal programs in Kingston, Negril. Donate to help provide emergency & hygiene kits, hot meals & food packages, relief for families in high-risk areas. info@daralislamjamaica.org"
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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godzilla holding up a crocheted trans flag
July 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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from sunday:
A man wearing a cowboy hat and a ~5 foot long cape that says BANG, referencing the banner that unfurled under Beyoncé at her performance in Houston last year.
May 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
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plopping down next to nancy on the plane in these
a black & white photo of a man with a VERY 80s mustache wearing the jecklin float headphones, which look like a bench wrapped around your entire head
April 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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a tweet from snowmanllc on 3/11/25 reading “turns out DEI stood for Da Economy Isgrowing”
April 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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you’re not going to believe who just texted me! under a different number!!
cory booker fundraising text from a 833 number
April 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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not enough people are talking about this
a little bee hanging off the side of a clump of crocuses. they are purple, paling to white at the center with little pistils the color of healthy egg yolks.
March 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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i don’t know who needs to see this but
a field of brightly purple crocuses as far as the eye can see, broken up only by a few big trees that are still bare-branched from winter. spring is coming, motherfucker
March 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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the inside of the invite, revealing the performance lineup: a very very early @oneohtrix.bsky.social & @maxiboch.bsky.social!
The inside pages of the flyer, including a hand drawn floorplan of where the performances in the museum were on one side (no laptops allowed!!) and a list of performers on the other: DANIA SHAPES: Daniel Lopatin (aka Dania Shapes) seeks the whimsy of a New Romantic inside improvisational, recursive noiseplay http://www.zombient.com/ GIFRANTS: gifrants celebrates and preserves the culture of his homeland, Haiti, with heartfelt compositions drawing on Haitian, Brazilian African, and American sounds. http://www.gifrants.com MATT BOCH: A journeyman of popular culture, Boch’s VJ sets present a surprising bricolage of references, sometimes nostalgic, often confounding. Matt is also a member of rock band, blanks.
March 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social I just found this while cleaning out my parents’ basement!
A hand-drawn flyer for the Wikimania 2006 afterparty, with cute graphical references to the layout of Wikipedia. Saturday, Aug 5, 2006, 7:30-11:30 PM, MIT Museum.
March 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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this one thoroughly flabbered my gast the other day
Google AI search result: “Heading: Women's contributions to railroads Harriet Tubman Escaped slavery and helped others escape through the Underground Railroad”
March 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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i loved this review almost as much as my favorite review, an entirely unprompted outburst from someone who is famously bad at texting
january 29th: “a white supremacist terminator created this movie and sent it back in time to make everything worse at this very moment”
March 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Can someone who knows more about computers talk me out of or into a theory real quick
@blackamazon.bsky.social 's post about NIH.gov being down—in the post, the URL is clearly spelled right, but the auto-generated preview URL card reads "nth.gov" @indietrehan.bsky.social 's post about pubmed.gov being down—in the post, the URL is clearly spelled right, but the auto-generated preview URL card reads "Pumped.gov"
March 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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thank u scout
Personal life section in Wikipedia: Reyes is known to bring her pet Golden Retriever, Scout, to work.
February 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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😭😭😭😭😭
original poster: “for more VR related news and posts make sure to follow my account!” bluesky reply: “not if your gonma do that to us again”
February 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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specifically you can make yourself a CUCUMBER SNAKE for the holidays
A derpy looking cucumber that has been cut to look like a snake, with sichuan peppercorns for eyes. A sibling with a missing tail (oops) waits in the background in a container
January 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Notes: English is not my first language and I don't want it to be. Any mistakes are made out of pure hatred and disrespect for this language. The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well. Thank you.
January 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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better poetry than i can summon up for this moment
a giant (over 2 feet tall!) rubber chicken styled to look like the statue of liberty—blue, holding a torch in its stubby hand, gaping mouth and bulging eyes—advertised as “hear me scream up to 60 seconds”
January 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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to punish the oppressors of applekind is clemency
a stainless steel apple slicer
January 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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idk but i know who i’d give it to
the logo of lao gan ma chili crisp, featuring the face of its founder tao huabi
December 24, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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tragically our guy calvain is no longer with us, but i captured some screenshots to remember him by
a bluesky profile for “calvain cruz”, 187 followers and 1.2k following. both the profile pic and the banner show an acqua de gio-looking ass dude staring intensely at the camera in a neon-lit room Calvain promoting one of his bandcamp tracks, describing it as “The track builds on layers of shimmering synthesizers and driving rhythms, creating an atmospheric dance floor anthem that bridges past and present.” The cover of the track is him playing keyboard in front of a neon sign that says Calvain Cruz Calvain manspreading shirtless and tight-panted at an upright piano, looking seductively st the camera with one hand near his crotch and the other hovering noncomittally near the keyboard. He is once again lit entirely by neon, this time a sign behind him that doesn’t form an english word. none of the furnishings in this room are visible from other pics I dug into Calvain’s replies because I was obsessed. This was the best one. dril post: hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy Calvain’s reply: “That sounds like quite the deep dive into Bojack! It's fascinating how animated shows can spark such passionate discussions. And hey, there's nothing like a good meal at Carrabba's to fuel the analysis. Hope the pasta and insights are both delicious!”
December 19, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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it's one or arguably two more words than "for sale baby shoes", but i think we can all agree the payoff is worth it
Leafly review reading "Pooped me pant, girlfriend pooped she pant"
December 13, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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attn @dannyhawk.com
December 12, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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i guess??
Breloom's Pokedex number is 286. Proverbs 28:6 reads, 'Better is a poor man who walks in his integrity than a rich man who is crooked in his ways.'
December 10, 2024 at 5:21 AM