Chris
chrsphr.uk
Chris
@chrsphr.uk
Mostly Scottish. Map lover, lithophile, tech person. Vitreous lustre, poor cleavage. he/him 🏳️‍🌈
📍Edinburgh
Totally right Liz! The BBC has utterly unreported the genocide in Gaza, and constantly throws trans people under the bus for no reason.
November 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Look how utterly basic this sandwich is, fantastic.
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I love it when celebs are relatable
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
ty for your 7 years of faithful service, Dell XPS 13
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Good morning
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Guess who's coming down from the anaesthetic
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
3:2 laptop displays are clearly optimised for watching 90s TV with less visible black bars
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
this campaign has just absolutely the best typography
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
has Zack Polanski considered
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the freakin saucer separates and data has a cat!!!
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
i.e. the person who the Louvre RTed blocked the lourve, but not me. I can in theory go find that user and still see their posts, but the UI doesn't help you do that.
It's actually a really, really, really good feature for preventing pile ons
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
me when someone tries to tell me their name
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
it arrived!
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
fedex still not here with my new laptop
November 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hi gays
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
family portrait
November 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Bought some illegal AMD stickers for my new laptop
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 PM
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
if chatgpt used a bottle of water per query, the consumption would be *checks notes* 50% of the discharge of the River Amazon
www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=6+bi...
October 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Historic Scotland having to issue an apology after platforming a cancelled grey squirrel
October 30, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Apex predator
October 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
AI generated slop
October 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I love AWS
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I bought a smart watch earlier in the year, but hated it because I needed to charge it every day and the notifications and health features were annoying.
But it turns out having the time on my wrist is neat so I got a watch which has all the upsides and none of the downsides.
October 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
incredible take
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM