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Brian Wanamaker
@chronovore.bsky.social
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Relapsed game dev, postpunk, new-wave devotee, one of god's own prototypes.
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#foundelsewhere #lasertag
Photo of a burned out shell of an abandoned storefront, the second-floor wall entirely missing is shown. The business' sign reads, "The Ultimate Laser Adventure." MEME text asks What kind of lasers were they fucking using?
October 17, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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A scanned newspaper article referring to Joseph Goebbels' anger at comedians who made fun of nazi, calling them "society rabble and intellectual snobs."
September 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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#foundelsewhere #smooches
Illo: A kissing couple have tentacles extending from each of their mouths. They intertwine.
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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xkcd.com/788/
This comic strip humorously reimagines Emily Dickinson's famous poem "Because I could not stop for Death" as a Grand Theft Auto game.
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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#foundelsewhere #LeopardsAteMyFace
A scorpion rides a frog across the river. "Why did you sting me? I shall die and you will surely die as well," said the frog. "Libtard," said the scorpion. "Trump 2028.”
September 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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#amélie #alienearth #foundelsewhere
Playful image of Amélie repurposed as Wendy to promote ALIEN EARTH tv show.
August 28, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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#anxiety #depression #ADHD #foundelsewhere
SNS post by @shiraisinspired Anxiety: everything is important Depression: nothing is important ADHD: I have no idea what's important
August 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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#foundelsewhere
“Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online, polyamorous, white gen-xer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace, and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable, bearded pagans & bisexual Barnes and Noble employees who do burlesque.”
August 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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#gen-x #truth
@ThrillaRilla369 Did parents in the 70s/80s/90s really allow their kids to roam freely, or is that just a portrayal seen in movies @katefeetie an underreported reason people are having fewer and fewer kids: now we're expected to watch them 24/7. at least in the summer my mom got 10+ hours a day free from me while I crawled around in ditches
August 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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#petergabriel #foundelsewhere
Poster for Peter Gabriel's first album, featuring a shot of him smoking underwater. Ad copy reads, "Expect the unexpected on the first Peter Gabriel album"
August 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Couldn’t find it in his feed so here’s a pic with Alt Text
+ attorneyryan Never in the history of ever have the good guys been the ones wearing masks and kidnapping innocent people off the street.
July 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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#foundelsewhere
The American people want Donald Trump. And now they will get him. He will bring with him a horde of cranks, frauds, religious zealots, gutter racists, and vindictive thugs unprecedented in modern American history. The Nixon White House will look like a zen temple compared to what is coming. Trump's second term will be a wave of pure malevolence. There will be revenge against his enemies, and there will be assaults on innocent and vulnerable Americans of the sort that our government usually reserves only for people overseas. Fringe lunatics will dictate health policy;Crypto grifters will dictate economic policy; Christian evangelicals will dictate Middle East policy; Flinty corporate lawyers will dictate labor policy; and the mighty American federal government will be run with all the propriety of a late night infomercial selling miracle cures to insomniacs. The cure will be branded "TRUMP," in large golden letters. It won't work. There will be no refunds.
July 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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#fring #foundelsewhere #fringelsewhere
Iconic image of Gustavo Fring, with a hastily Photoshopped philosopher’s marble statue head atop, overlaid with the quote: “I know that I know nothing. You don't even know that you know nothing. We are not the same.”
June 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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#robocop #lyrics #foundelsewhere
Music note emojis surround lyrics: Row, row, Robocop Gently down the stream Directive one: Uphold the law I am part machine
June 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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It's me.
#sleestaks #landofthelost
A sleestak is paused, mid-exposition, with Marshall, Will, and Holly looking on patiently. Caption above reads: "When you have everyone's attention, and forget where your story was going"
May 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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#capitalism
Existential Comics @existentialcoms Capitalism: good news! with technology we can produce more with half the work. Workers: cool! so we only have to work half the hours? Capital: ... Workers: we get paid double? Capital: ... Workers: we retire sooner? Capital: ... Workers: ... Capital: btw, we rolled back your pensions
May 25, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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#realgenius #DARPA
May 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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#lego #moc #AKIRA #foundelsewhere
May 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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#starwars #memes #forcedjokes
Obi-Wan and his padawan, Anakin, are riding in an Elevator together. Obi-Wan asks Anakin: "Fuck, marry, kill..." Anakin answers: "Padme." Elevator ride continues in awkward silence.
May 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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#jira #marketing
Technically this is an obstacle against which we willingly pit our own sensitive selves.
Picture of a turnstile with a crossbar at crotch level, with an ad for Jira displayed. Comment text reads, “A JIRA ad on something that hit you in the balls is pretty much marketing perfection.”
May 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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#MCU #PSA #CAP #NOCAP
MCU's Captain America in a PSA format, saying "So you voted to ruin other people's lives... and now you're mad it's happening to you."
May 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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#define #socialism #quote
Sorry for #all-caps
SOCIALISM IS A SCAREWORD THEY HAVE HURLED AT EVERY ADVANCE THE PEOPLE HAVE MADE IN THE LAST 20 YEARS. SOCIALISM IS WHAT THEY CALLED PUBLIC POWER. SOCIALISM IS WHAT THEY CALLED SOCIAL SECURITY. SOCIALISM IS WHAT THEY CALLED FARM PRICE SUPPORTS. SOCIALISM IS WHAT THEY CALLED BANK DEPOSIT INSURANCE. SOCIALISM IS WHAT THEY CALLED THE GROWTH OF FREE AND INDEPENDENT LABOR ORGANIZATIONS. SOCIALISM IS THEIR NAME FOR ALMOST ANYTHING THAT HELPS ALL THE PEOPLE. HARRY S. TRUMAN OCT 10TH, 1952
May 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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#foundelsewhere #compassion
Tweet text reads: might fuck around and show myself the same compassion and understanding i'd instinctively have for a good friend or loved one
May 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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@funranium.bsky.social what’s your sign?
April 26, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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#silversurfer #moebius "Let it ever be the goal that stirs us, not the odds."
Artist Moebius' illustration of Sluggo as the Silver Surfer, riding his board past a blond woman in jeans. She warns, "Don't go. Galactus is too powerful, men worship him. No one will help you. You'll be alone. You'll be destroyed." Sluggo responds, "If we turn from battle because there is little hope of victory, where then would valor be? Let it ever be the goal that stirs us, not the odds."
April 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM