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For today's screenshot of Marvel's Midnight Suns: the greyed out option is not selectable. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined
A screenshot of Marvel's Midnight Suns. The custom main character, Hunter, is in a organic-looking suit that looks like it's made of bone, symbiote goop, and magic runes. He's talking to Spider-man/Peter Parker, who's telling him: "The Symbiote gets in your brain and makes you do things you'd never ordinarily do." The player is presented with 4 dialogue options: "Intrusive thoughts do not bother me (Light aligned)", "This sounds uncomfortable (neutral)", "The symbiote is no match for my will (Dark aligned)", and "Ah yes, the infamous emo hairdo." The final option is greyed out, indicating it as not selectable. Why would the devs toy with our emotions like this?
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Presented without comment: this exchange from Marvel's Midnight Suns
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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In Marvel's Midnight Suns, Storm, a mutant with deific powers, tells the custom protagonist to not eat sunscreen
this is unironically an incredible character writing moment for her
A screenshot from Marvel's Midnight Suns. The custom protagonist and Storm (Ororo Munroe) are meditating by a cliff. Storm is saying, "She's talking about sunscreen. It's a lotion for the skin. Careful though, it smells deceptively tasty." (In this instance, I'm pretty sure the "she" being referred to is Nico Minoru. I took this yesterday as of posting and I forgor)
November 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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I'm just going to keep posting screencaps of Marvel Midnight Suns, since I keep taking them.
Fun Tip: if you can find and pet the cat in the hub area, you'll get a random bonus - like healing all of your teammates' grievous injuries. This is a reference to real life, where this is also possible
A screencap of Marvel Midnight Suns. The custom protagonist, Hunter, is affectionately holding Ebony, a black cat, in a wooded environment. Hunter says, "Agatha is lucky to have you," as indicated by the subtitles. A screencap from Marvel Midnight Suns. The custom protagonist, Hunter, is standing by an outdoor altar. Ebony, a black cat, is nearby. Interface notifications on the right indicate that the player has obtained 25 Arcane Knowledge, and all hero injuries have been healed. (If this somehow loses the context of the previous image, these are random bonuses you can get from petting the cat.)
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Marvel's Midnight Suns is a very good game for many reasons. One of those reasons is that you can do this with in-game tools. I spent like 5 minutes immediately after a mission making this
An end-of-mission screen from Marvel's Midnight Suns. In the center of the image is a mock comic book cover featuring Wolverine prominently in the foreground, with Ghost Rider, Nico Minoru, and the custom protagonist, Hunter, in the background. The comic title, "Midnight Suns", is written over with "Wolverine". The blurb at the bottom reads "An Unlikely Bunch". Wolverine is posing confidently, smiling, and saying, "Now it's a party!" Ghost Rider is glowering at Wolverine, Nico is looking at him as well with a quizzical stare, and Hunter is just sad because he got upstaged in his own comic by Wolverine, and he always does this, and it's not fair, why does Wolverine get to be so damn famous
November 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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"Friends to Enemies"?
Joke's on you, I don't HAVE friends
Haruhi Suzumiya, from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, in an image macro. She is looking smugly at the viewer, with the top text reading, "PIPE BOMB", and the bottom text reading, "BOTTOM TEXT". I made this. With my own two hands. I hope this ungodly creation doesn't get picked up and used elsewhere.
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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flashbang
A Steam news window with an announcement that Awesomenauts, a game that came out in 2012, just got a new update. The text is as follows: "After an extensive testing period in Beta Branch with the help of our dedicated players, we are moving the new version of Awesomenauts to the main branch. All players who already own Awesomenauts on Steam can update to the new version for free and new players can purchase the game for $19.99. The paid Starstorm and Overdrive expansions are now included in the base game, all of the content and character skins that were previously pulled offline are back, and in-game chat has been re-enabled." context: the last update on this was in July of this year when they said they were working on it, and it's been silent up until today.
October 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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(LOUD, FLASHING/FLICKERING LIGHTS, also the audio is nfsw)
youtube didn't want this so. it's here
October 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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just beat (???) HOLE. very good game! took me about 5 hours and there's still some more stuff to do. bought it for 5 dollars and it's still at that price at the moment. the devs announced that they're working on another project with the same combat system, so I'll be on the lookout for that
The credits screen for HOLE, an indie FPS. The company logo for Nega Fish is featured top and center. There are three developers credited: NOM as a 2d/3d artist, Tsurumaki Makinosuke as a programmer, and Tsurumaki Aninosuke as a backend engineer.
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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"what does that mean"
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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well as it turns out I didn't "do it". I still got a lot more "it" to "do"
A screenshot from Hades 1. It's the introduction to the Heat System, which adds difficulty modifiers to individual runs through the game. The text is as follows: "Notice: Congratulations!! Your deeds have compelled Lord Hades to serve you a Pact of Punishment. Here is how it works: -The Pact can make escaping more difficult via nasty Conditions -Each Condition you accept adds some Heat to your Heat Gauge -While your Heat Gauge is full, you can earn valuable Bounties! You earn one Bounty the first time you vanquish the boss of each Underworld region while your Heat Gauge is full. One you successfully escape, you can earn more bounties... if you turn up the Heat. Hint: You can earn bounties for each weapon! How much Heat you need is per-weapon, as well. If things look too hot, try switching weapons." There's also a faded subtitle that says: "Looks like Father's changed the terms of our relationship." I screenshotted at the wrong moment and I don't know how to pull up this exact screen again. Ooops
October 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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It has been twelve thousand years........ but I did it
The victory screen for my first clear of Hades 1. I used the Fists of Malphon with the Aspect of Talos, mostly had Aphrodite boons, and leaned on Draining Cutter to restore HP at critical junctures.
October 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Chat is it a good sign if a game goes on sale after being out for a month
A Steam launch pop-up advertising a "Midweek Deal" for Borderlands 4. The game is 20% off, with a price of $55.99 instead of $69.99. (I took this screenshot on a Monday. How is this a "midweek deal".)
October 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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I can't even be Furious. The (official???) Furi TV show has the same look as the Sonic (and Mega Man) fan films that came out like a decade ago. Sure, why not. Also,
An image macro featuring the main characters from Madagascar. The giraffe is leaning towards the viewer quizzically while the other main characters look on in shock. The caption reads, "Why is he white?" (The words "is he" are obviously and sloppily added on top of the original image. It's late and I'm tired. Sue me.)
October 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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ohhhh this is. this is no good. this is the dragon I'm gonna be chasing forever isn't it
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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king bach: ayo Mr. House, can I get some ice cream
Mr. House: I see no reason why not. But only a spoonful, young man.
bach, grinning as he opens his inventory:
A screenshot of Fallout: New Vegas. It's the interior of Mick and Ralph's, specifically Mick's hidden stash. The player is in the barter interface, and the cursor is hovering over an item called "Big Spoon (3)".
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I'm giving a cookie to anyone out there who can say where this is in Fallout: New Vegas
A screenshot from Fallout: New Vegas. A non-hostile robobrain is in the foreground, in front of a couple of barrels. A bit past that, there's a chair oriented towards a chain link fence, past which is a view of the Hoover Dam. Also Boone is here (hi Boone!) A screenshot from Fallout: New Vegas. There's a green chair with a pair of binoculars on it, with some cinderblocks stacked to the left. There's a sign a few feet in front of this stuff, and a chain link fence a bit further on. There's a view of the Hoover Dam in the distance, with Caesar's Camp visible even further beyond that. A screenshot from Fallout: New Vegas. In the foreground is a sign that says, "Scenic Overlook". There's a chain link fence a few feet past it, and beyond that is a view of the Hoover Dam. (The sign is correct.)
September 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I'm looking at this shit like it's the goddamn Tsuchinoko. What the hell do I do with this. How the hell am I supposed to just go on with my day
A video thumbnail from Jerma's Youtube channel. The video is titled "Gooner Keep", and the thumbnail art depicts a low-poly female character in revealing attire, as well as Jerma himself looking at her in shock with his mouth open. When the screenshot was taken, the video was posted 44 seconds ago, and the video had no views.
September 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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NetEase: You got that Bucky recolor for the battlepass?
One Artist, probably: Sure thing boss, with the sensual smoky eyes just like you asked
NetEase: What
Artist: I believe I was clear the first time.
The Winter Soldier as he appears in Marvel Rivals, with his Winter's Veil skin equipped. It's mostly a black and white recolor of his standard outfit, but he also has what appears to be eye makeup on, which is new. He's in 3/4 profile, looking at the camera. The Winter Soldier as he appears in Marvel Rivals, with his Winter's Veil skin equipped. It's mostly a black and white recolor of his standard outfit, but he also has what appears to be eye makeup on, which is new. He's facing the camera, but looking at something off to the side.
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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(:
September 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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The final boss arena of Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree. My character, a woman with blue hair in a ponytail, is reaching out to the main feature in the background of the arena, a gate made of what appears to be fossilized people.
September 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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just beat the original Max Payne and it still slaps
I thought it was going to be kind of generic story-wise but I could not have been more wrong
I'll be playing the sequel and then going immediately into Alan Wake after that
and THEN I should play El Paso, Elsewhere
video games good :)
The Steam Library splash page for Max Payne (2001). I last played it on the day this post was made, and I played it for 7.8 hours, according to the Steam statistics.
September 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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this
A brown labrador lit by a sunset, eyes closed in a seemingly serene fashion. This image is often used in settings where someone is placed in a bad situation with no recourse, colloquially known as "being cooked". This means the meme is called "cooked dog", which you should absolutely not google by itself, please, for your own sake.
August 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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The only ideas that Democrat Party leadership can come up with are the same things that the worst people on earth did a decade ago. Primary everyone.
An excerpt from the WIRED article, "A Dark Money Group Is Secretly Funding High-Profile Democratic Influencers." It reads as follows: “There are some real great advantages to … housing this program in a nonprofit,” Graham Wilson, a lawyer working with Chorus, said to creators on a Zoom call reviewed by WIRED. “It gives us the ability to raise money from donors. It also, with this structure, it avoids a lot of the public disclosure or public disclaimers—you know, ‘Paid for by blah blah blah blah’—that you see on political ads. We don’t need to deal with any of that. Your names aren’t showing up on, like, reports filed with the FEC.” (Wilson did not reply to a request for comment.) The Federal Election Commission declined to comment. An excerpt from the WIRED article, "A Dark Money Group Is Secretly Funding High-Profile Democratic Influencers". It reads as follows: “I’ve spent most of my career researching right-wing media and sounding the alarms about the collapse of our old information environment,” Ellie Langford, the director of programming at Chorus, said on a Zoom call with dozens of creators in June. “Our political systems haven’t been able to figure out a real solution, and I’ve been really excited to see you all treading the path forward. I deeply, deeply believe that the work you all are doing is what’s going to make the difference in supporting and frankly resuscitating our democracy.”
August 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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this is why I say glhf and ggwp every time #marvelrivals #benice
Chat box from Marvel Rivals. The text is as follows: (teammate): healy walls (W, a player on the other team): a non-toxic rivals player? i love you! (W): u2 (another player): you too! (Me, in team chat): you know it (Me, in general chat): you don't love me. you love the idea of me (W): lol Chat box from Marvel Rivals. The text is as follows: (W, a player on the enemy team): i still love you chrono (another player): GGS (me, in reference to an earlier message): idk that girl, (me): thank you w (me): I love the idea of you too
August 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM