@chronicandchaotic.bsky.social
screaming into the void here cuz I can't find a journal app that allows memes
A patient just called me "wicked forked tongue" which is, objectively, the coolest insult I have ever recieved
December 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A patient just called me "wicked forked tongue" which is, objectively, the coolest insult I have ever recieved
So much love to the single scrub top I have kept me with through like a dozen moves since I was 16 in the hope that I will one day work in animal rescue again despite my body vehemently telling me otherwise
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
So much love to the single scrub top I have kept me with through like a dozen moves since I was 16 in the hope that I will one day work in animal rescue again despite my body vehemently telling me otherwise
Talking to my boss is like trying to sell furniture on Facebook marketplace
October 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Talking to my boss is like trying to sell furniture on Facebook marketplace
Completely unironically beamed and told my friend that I was in my prime today due to the fact that I was able to order chips and salsa without fear of throwing up btw (still nearly shit myself at work after but it is what it is ig) (I hate this) (someone end me)
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Completely unironically beamed and told my friend that I was in my prime today due to the fact that I was able to order chips and salsa without fear of throwing up btw (still nearly shit myself at work after but it is what it is ig) (I hate this) (someone end me)
Yeah, me
October 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Yeah, me
And who and how MANY of them. People I never in a million years had thought would dip, dust clouds. Happy to have been friends with you for over a decade, sorry I'm not as fun to be around anymore I guess?
September 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
And who and how MANY of them. People I never in a million years had thought would dip, dust clouds. Happy to have been friends with you for over a decade, sorry I'm not as fun to be around anymore I guess?
Not digging how differently people are treating me since I lost the weight from the medical stuff. This was unintentional and I was still hot and deserved kindness when I was fat, thanks 🙃
August 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Not digging how differently people are treating me since I lost the weight from the medical stuff. This was unintentional and I was still hot and deserved kindness when I was fat, thanks 🙃
I've been trying to help my partner understand some of the very real outcomes of my diagnoses, and I was worried he wasn't getting it. But last night he quietly asked me "If I get to throw you a 30th birthday party, what would your dream party be?" And that "if" was an absolute sucker punch
August 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I've been trying to help my partner understand some of the very real outcomes of my diagnoses, and I was worried he wasn't getting it. But last night he quietly asked me "If I get to throw you a 30th birthday party, what would your dream party be?" And that "if" was an absolute sucker punch
I miss my cat so much and wish I hadn't had to leave him with my ex
August 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I miss my cat so much and wish I hadn't had to leave him with my ex
Me at the last appt I went to solely because my boyfriend and coworkers would have had an aneurysm if I didnt go in
August 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Me at the last appt I went to solely because my boyfriend and coworkers would have had an aneurysm if I didnt go in
3 year anniversary to my friend calling me out of the blue and me jokingly answering "someone better have died for me to have not gotten a text first" only for them to respond "my dad just hung himself"
August 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
3 year anniversary to my friend calling me out of the blue and me jokingly answering "someone better have died for me to have not gotten a text first" only for them to respond "my dad just hung himself"
When my dr asked if I wanted to try meds that would further drop my heart rate and I had to gently remind her that I was just in the ER with a 45% oxygen and 30bpm and she went "oh yeah, probably not then"
August 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
When my dr asked if I wanted to try meds that would further drop my heart rate and I had to gently remind her that I was just in the ER with a 45% oxygen and 30bpm and she went "oh yeah, probably not then"
